Less Explosions

[of_many_treasures]

Sometimes I wonder why Riders are an inspiration to the younger generation.

And then I find something like this on my phone feed and I smile a little in before stealing something to make up for the good karma.

Comments

[icantbelievethis]

That's kinda weird, isn't it? But I guess it does feel nice to make people happy.

[of_many_treasures]

Better they dress up as #1 than anyone else. I'd feel more inclined to make them stop that if they chose someone like Kusaka to dress up as.

[icantbelievethis]

Like who in the what now?

[of_many_treasures]

A nasty piece of work of a Rider. Probably one of the most despicable people in the world.

[icantbelievethis]

I thought you people were the good guys. Except you, I guess, you're the "whatever I feel like today, which usually involves stealing stuff" guy.

[of_many_treasures]

Actually that's half true. Half the time we're all good, some of the times the evil megacorp or whatever basically makes evil Riders. Riders were originally cyborgs made by Shocker, a Ex-Nazi Organization bent on world domination.

[icantbelievethis]

Whoa. That's kinda creepy. I mean, sometimes enemies make evil Precure, but they never even last long, like they were made just for one thing.

[of_many_treasures]

One of Ren's is an axe murderer. Or so I'm told. Asakura IS a murderer though.

[icantbelievethis]

What kind of messed-up worlds do you guys have?

[of_many_treasures]

[Kaitou holds up his fingers and quotes] "Dark Origin Heroes". Except for Fourze, that kid is basically friendship incarnate.

[icantbelievethis]

I'm... not even gonna ask.

[of_many_treasures]

Fourze is friendship incarnate, trust me.

[icantbelievethis]

I thought there were enough of those types as it was.

[of_many_treasures]

You've never met Kisaragi before feeling his full blast friendship in your face.

[icantbelievethis]

How is he more friendship-y than everyone else I know?

[of_many_treasures]

He befriended a Orbital Weapons Platform.

[icantbelievethis]

...uh.

[of_many_treasures]

True story.

[icantbelievethis]

That's messed up.

[of_many_treasures]

That's life in Rider Worlds.

[icantbelievethis]

You're life in Rider Worlds.

[of_many_treasures]

Yep, pretty much.

[icantbelievethis]

Ugh... I can't believe this.

[of_many_treasures]

That's life.