[Yeah, he's Drunk too.]

[twobloomsup]

[It is well and good that people are showing back up!

Know what might not be so good? Assorted plants in your dwelling. Depending on your situation, this may or may not be a good thing.

Though, if your timing is right, you could witness the culprit: a certain Good Troll slurring out a ditty about filling everywhere with flowers, his worldhop device in hand...]

(OOC: Yep, surprise plants in your base. Stanley's having a lapse of good judgment due to virus, but you the mun can pick what plants you want. He's not picky. Or cautious.)

Comments

finally i get 2 bother u

[unfinite]

[All right, buddy. This ain't funny. First, Mugen's mouth works funny and he can't curse any more--and now the inn room he's staying at is full of fucking sunflowers?! Give him a damn break!]

What the heck is even--

[He wastes no time in trying to hack at the rapidly-growing plant life with his sword, growling hard. And... wait, was that a flash of red hair there?]

ohnoes

[twobloomsup]

[Nope. No red hair here. You're just seeing things.

Also, have some more sunflowers.]

[unfinite]

[Aw, hell no. Now it's growing even quicker--and, damn it, where's that stupid sunflower-obsessed bitch he travels with when he needs her?!

Mugen snarls and keeps hacking and hacking and he swears he can see some spiky hair bobbing amidst all the growing, tall stalks.]

Come out, you silly little bumblebee!!

[twobloomsup]

weee can fill evr'y bee with flowers~

[Mugen can hear some mutterings about bees, and then some chuckling.]

[unfinite]

The heck...

[But that CHUCKLING!!! Mugen quickly arcs his sword down where he hears it, taking out a huge chunk of sunflowers while he's at it. Maybe he finally got it?

Or maybe he just sliced really damn close to it.]

[twobloomsup]

[The latter, as not only does Mugen receive 25xSunflower Stalks, he also gets 1xlock of Red Good Troll Hair.

Stanley himself doesn't seem to notice.]

little bumblebee, you should be careful of the wind! sudden gusts are no good for you.

[...apparently.]

[unfinite]

[What the... hell...]

... it's a chubby li'l bubba. [This virus is the worst. Mugen bends all the same, though, using his tanto knife this time to hack and slash at the sunflowers as the little... thing... happily goes about doing its business. Mugen's kind of just following it, now.

Well, no. He tries to reach out and curls his fingers into its collar.]

[twobloomsup]

[Congratulations, you have caught Stanley.]

Oh, hello! I've never seen you before!

[You realize Mugen's holding you, Stanley?]

[unfinite]

......

[Should he be happy?]

What in tarnation are ya?

[twobloomsup]

I'm a Good Troll! The name's Stanley.

Heehee!

[unfinite]

You look an' sound annoyABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.

[God fucking DAMN it.]

[twobloomsup]

Why thank you! You're so nice.

[This is clearly the beginning of a quite abnormal "friendship".]

[unfinite]

I wasn't trying to be nice, ya piece of sunshine. [Shit. He was aiming for shit.] The heck are you doin' prettying up my room with your good-smellin' flowers?

[twobloomsup]

You don't like beauty and pleasant scents?

[THIS CONCEPT IS NEW TO HIM except not because of Bad Trolls]

[unfinite]

There's TOO MUCH OF IT. [Besides, Mugen only really appreciates 'beauty and pleasant scents' in the sack.] I swear, what the heck d'ya think you're doin', huh?

[twobloomsup]

I think I was filling the world with joy and beauty, and life.

[...you walked into that one, Mugen.]

[unfinite]

You were filling my room with so much pretty.

[NO YOU WERE FILLING HIS ROOM WITH STUPID FLOWERS NOBODY NEEDS]

[twobloomsup]

[Uh oh. That tone was the same one Gnorga used during his trial. Still, being Drunk Stanley will take a chance:]

Yes, yes I did! You can sleep in pretty now.

[unfinite]

[Fucking idiot. Mugen doesn't trust his mouth, so he flicks Stanley on the forehead instead. All while holding the troll by the collar, of course.]

Yer a wonky one.

Now where the heck'd you come from?

[twobloomsup]

[Stanley is flicked.] Ah!

[There are two legitimate answers to that question, considering his life and circumstances. Since Stanley doesn't want to take the time to tell Mugen his life story (being grabbed and all), he'll just say the other answer that's shorter:]

New York.

[unfinite]

[......??????]

There an Old York?

[twobloomsup]

I think it's in France.

[Education fail, but what do you want from him?]

[unfinite]

[This is going nowhere.]

What the heck ever. Yer in Edo now, cutiepie.

[twobloomsup]

Oh.

[Beat]

I'm travelling the world!

[Yup, nowhere.]

[unfinite]

Ha.

[Mugen puts the tiny troll atop his hair and flattens him down with his palm to trap him. Physically, anyway.] Ya put sunflowers in my room, yer gonna pay.

[twobloomsup]

[It takes a second, but it finally registers to Stanley that whoopsie, he's in trouble here. Even though he's on Mugen's head. Why Mugen put Stanley there, he doesn't know.]

What's wrong with sunflowers?!

[You may not want to argue with the homicidal yahoo you just angered, Stanley...]

[unfinite]

You have no idea.

[And he doesn't. Mugen calmly walks out his inn room (and it's multitude of sunflowers) and down the hall so he can go downstairs and outside.]

You like the flowers a lot, huh?

[twobloomsup]

I do!

[Stanley is outside too. He's still trying to tiptoe around Mugen, figuratively speaking, but if he doesn't have to worldhop out of dodge right now, he doesn't mind. He's still Drunk, after all.]

They're one of life's simple, but good, things.

[unfinite]

That so, little guy.

D'ya wanna live in a world full'a flowers, then?

[twobloomsup]

Yes I do! Hee Hee.

[unfinite]

That's good, y'little sugar booger.

[Mugen's a ways out of town, now. He delicately plucks Stanley off his head.

And then throws him into a flower patch.]

[twobloomsup]

[Yay flowers!

Stanley takes the time to smell them, before turning back to Mugen:]

Thank you!

[Stanley is now literally and figuratively out of Mugen's hair.

For the time being.]

[icantbelievethis]

Oh, now what?

[twobloomsup]

[Sudden and unexpected plants in your vicinity, of course. Though if you're fortunate, you may get something you'd like.

Like a chocolate bush (not to be confused with cocoa beans, a bush that has literal chocolate on it), if only by luck or sheer coincidence.]

[icantbelievethis]

wait what

THANK YOU COMMUNITY FOOD FAIRY

[twobloomsup]

You're welcome!

[Stanley, you are not who she's talking about, and answering her might not be the brightest of ideas...]

[icantbelievethis]

SDJHGA;LSDHFHBRSDLKJZXBKJHSDZOFUHOESWPHIHFGSKJDGKHASDZGFUKJH.K

[twobloomsup]

[See?]

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[...]

[icantbelievethis]

It's haunted it's haunted it's haunted!

[twobloomsup]

WHAT'S HAUNTED

[Oh dear.]