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[icantbelievethis]

Ugh, homework. Golden Week can't come soon enough. I can't even hand in last year's, it has writing all over it.

But, uh... I guess that this time around, the time loop made Precure a well-known thing. I mean, we've been on the news before, or some teams have, but this is more like how things were for Ayumi. Natsuko and Kyouko are getting all "we knew about them first!" and started a fanclub at school. Worst part is? They're nagging us to join it!

Anything like that ever happen to you guys?

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[alldevouringabomination]

[Funny you ask that, Nagisa!

Kirby is running for his life in what appears to be a big canyon with train tracks going through it. Even with the Fire Ability and the fast Burning Attack it offers, he's not having much luck.

For you see, there are a lot of native creatures of Pop Star (like the stampede in the video) rushing after Kirby. And wouldn't you know it, all of them have Kirby merchandise of some kind!

He just can't catch a break lately.]

Huff - Nagisa!

[Despite this, he takes a second to say hello to his friend, through the feed. Awww.]

[icantbelievethis]

What -- for serious? All that stuff's still there!?

[alldevouringabomination]

[Yes, Nagisa! Turns out that virii that alter reality tend to leave lasting effects if they don't remove it themselves! At least all the merch Kirby's crazies fans have on them wasn't dumped on the poor guy to start with.

Fire Kirby crosses a train track, and a small brown train resembling Waddle Dees drive through a few seconds later. This doesn't deter the fans, who simply jump or fly over the train.

Just think, this could be your fate.]

Eee!

[icantbelievethis]

Are you okay? What do they want, autographs or something?

[alldevouringabomination]

[The answer becomes apparent, as a boulder comes down right in front of Fire Kirby and he unwittingly smacks right into it.]

Oof!

[This gives the fan stampede enough time to catch Fire Kirby. Oh dear.

Have you ever seen more than one teenage girl fight over something cute and adorable, to the point where they get into a sort of tug-o-war over it, much to the cute thing detriment? Because that's what happening to Kirby.]

[icantbelievethis]

Hey! Knock it off, weirdo fluffy things!

[alldevouringabomination]

[just like fairies rite?

Kirby didn't live to become the veteran hero he is now by not taking matters into his own hands. In other words, he is reminding the crazies around him that he still has Fire.

The fans scramble away from Fire Kirby as he suddenly flares up into a living bonfire. Even though he is wreathed in flame, Fire Kirby's expression lets everyone know that he is Not Amused.]

[icantbelievethis]

Whoa. ...Are fans really that bad?

[alldevouringabomination]

[The Self-Immolation dies down once Fire Kirby has established his space, and there are clearly cuts and bruises on his body. The fans themselves look torn between desire and self-preservation.]

[icantbelievethis]

Uh... I think, try running now?

[alldevouringabomination]

[Good idea!

Fire Kirby will just Burning Attack his way out of there and the clutches of the fans.

You'd think he'd have done that earlier, but it's not every day you get mobbed by those who "love" you.]

[icantbelievethis]

I'll send some bandages and stuff...

[alldevouringabomination]

((OOC: The timestamp on the video was supposed to be nine seconds earlier. Derp.))

[It is then Fire Kirby realizes that he could have just worldhopped to avoid the entire thing. Silly puffball.

So! Have a very sheepish Fire Kirby, Nagisa. At least you learned the valuable lesson of being careful around fans.

Right?]

[of_many_treasures]

For the last two Spring Breaks, there's been Sentai and Rider crossovers. And recently there's been some big excuse for some kind of Rider or Sentai/Rider War.

[icantbelievethis]

So you're saying not to get excited about Golden Week because we might get caught up in it? Just great...

[of_many_treasures]

Well aren't you kids due for a massive crossover again?

[icantbelievethis]

I hope it doesn't get worse this time around! We've already been through enough as it is!

[of_many_treasures]

Well, sooner or later you're all going to be throwing the Sun back into place from what I figure. Escalation of events y'know.

[icantbelievethis]

That's not even possible and you know it!

[of_many_treasures]

Oh c'mon, Kiva kicked a giant rider into the moon.

[icantbelievethis]

Now you're just making things up.

[of_many_treasures]

True story. If you look at our moon in Kiva Rider world, there's a giant bat symbol imprinted on it from the kick alone.

[icantbelievethis]

Why do I even try to believe the universe can be halfway normal?

[of_many_treasures]

Because it isn't? Every world has something going for it. You just have to look.

[icantbelievethis]

You sound way too happy about that!