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[theburningmoon]

You're sending your message to the wrong id #.

Please stop.

Comments

[icantbelievethis]

That's not exactly how the community works. It kind of chooses you.

[theburningmoon]

I'm not a duck breeder or whatever this is about.

[icantbelievethis]

It's not really about that. Actually, it's kind of about everything?

[theburningmoon]

That's...vague.

[icantbelievethis]

Okay, it's a magical Internet community that grabs people and makes them interact, no, you can't stop it, the last guy who tried to hack the place got sent to Antarctica or something.

[theburningmoon]

...

Nice try.

[icantbelievethis]

It's true, okay? I couldn't believe it either, don't start acting like I'm making it up!

[juicy_egotist]

There is only one id number. And that is J.

[theburningmoon]

What?

That's a letter.

[juicy_egotist]

I am Beet J Stag. The J stands for Juice.

[theburningmoon]

That's your name. Not your id #.

[juicy_egotist]

My production number was filed off.

[theburningmoon]

Oh, you're an android.

[juicy_egotist]

No. I am Beet J Stag. There is only one of me.

[wayoutsidethebox]

You kind of texted me. Something tells me you're new.

[theburningmoon]

Texted? I just sent a message responding to the invite.

[wayoutsidethebox]

I don't have practice at saying this without sounding crazy, so I'm just going to lay it out here: multi-dimensional forum. The moderator seems MIA and inhuman.

Again, really not crazy.

[theburningmoon]

I'm pretty sure that's crazy.

[embersandashes]

That's what people always think at first.

[theburningmoon]

I'm not going to subscribe to this, so stop trying.

[embersandashes]

We'll see what you say in a few days.

Has nobody explained this place to you, or did you just not believe them?

[theburningmoon]

And you believe in a "magic internet"?

[embersandashes]

I've had access to it for seven years. I'd be stupidly stubborn not to.

[theburningmoon]

Is this funny to you?

[embersandashes]

A little bit.

But I've seen things like this a lot.