Bad-Anon is Anon?

[juicy_egotist]

[Bad-Anon had been a tradition for many people over the years of being active in the gaming industry. And yet, sometimes people just crashed it because they could.

Case in point, J cleared his throat.]

I am Beet J Stag. And I am a bad guy.

[No he wasn't, he was just there for the enetron. And he sipped his drink.]

I have seven wins today, against several other Ganbaride opponents.

I require more enetron.

[Well, lets see who else crashed Bad-Anon today for the snacks.]

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[symbolofhappiness]

[J, you don't even go here.]

Oh please, everyone knows you're not a bad guy. You're just here because you're a glutton.

[Eas is, of course, a horrible hypocrite, as she's not here for the meeting either and she actually is a villain. She's stolen the box of donuts, which is now sitting on her lap. She casually takes one out, examines it for a bit and takes a bite.] That's pretty despicable, you know.

[juicy_egotist]

Jin said to come get enetron from here.

[He's drinking. See him drinking Eas? This is fun.]

There is a lot of enetron here.

[maskofhappiness]

Why do we even stock that in the first place? That just encourages you to come. It's not like we have anyone else who comes here and drinks it...

[juicy_egotist]

Jin says it keeps me out of trouble. [Drinky drink drink.]

[fortheworld]

[deadpanning from the opposite side of the circle]

Then, shouldn't that mean he'd fit right in?

[maskofhappiness]

[She lowers the donut and glares.]

...what's that supposed to mean?

[fortheworld]

We are 'bad guy'. From his perspective, 'despicable' behaviour is why we're here.

[fortheworld]

[Oriko is here mostly because of the Kyubey she is patting in her lap.]

At least you get time on the screen.

[Being the secret final boss is haaaard]

[juicy_egotist]

It is easier in a fighting game. Which has nonsense backing it up.

...that should be 'petting'

[fortheworld]

[She can only sigh] Nonsense wouldn't work too well in our case, regrettably. But I thank you for the advice.

still a great mental image

[juicy_egotist]

It could be a whole lot worse. Most people don't get past fifth round on our game.

Let's face it, you pretty much asked for this

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby crashes villains' parties all the time. Bad-Anon is no different.

Hope you weren't hungry, because all of the edibles (and some things that weren't) are disappearing into the black hole that is Kirby.]

DuWWAAAAAAAAAA!

[That's his inhaling sound by the way.]

[maskofhappiness]

H-Hey! [Eas is desperately holding onto her box of donuts, but it's no use - the donuts are just flying out of it. Oh, she's looking pissed now...]

What do you think you're doing?!

[alldevouringabomination]

[Recovering his health eating delicious food. What did you expect?

And now, a handy dandy Text Box pops up, and it reads:]

Kirby is glad that he found this place full of snacks! It is a very good thing that he is great at exploring!

[maskofhappiness]

[Oh god, mute protagonists. She hates mute protagonists.]

This isn't some kind of secret bonus level with lots of power-ups! Those were my donuts you just ate!

[juicy_egotist]

My enetron!

[Stop it, bad vacuum!]

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby pauses, looking at J quizzically. The Text Box pops up again.]

Enetron? What's that? Kirby hasn't heard of anything like that before.

[juicy_egotist]

It is a fuel source. Return it to me.

[Hand out expectantly.]

[oceanicbreak]

[Miharu facepalms]

Does Jin know you're here? Because your dialogue box interrupting his does not make you a bad guy, no matter what he says.

[juicy_egotist]

Jin said there is enetron here, and I should get my share from the meeting.

[oceanicbreak]

You've got to be kidding. Wait, there's a new group of you guys coming out soon, right? Or is there an unlockable character he's trying to work with? Or a minigame? I think I remember him saying something about "Doubutsu Sentai"?

[juicy_egotist]

He's working with the unlockable Doubutsus at the moment but the minigame update will be in soon.

[justforyou]

You're not a bad guy!

[juicy_egotist]

I can be self indulgent.

[justforyou]

You just came for the food.