Bad-Anon is Anon?

[juicy_egotist]

[Bad-Anon had been a tradition for many people over the years of being active in the gaming industry. And yet, sometimes people just crashed it because they could.

Case in point, J cleared his throat.]

I am Beet J Stag. And I am a bad guy.

[No he wasn't, he was just there for the enetron. And he sipped his drink.]

I have seven wins today, against several other Ganbaride opponents.

I require more enetron.

[Well, lets see who else crashed Bad-Anon today for the snacks.]

Comments

[symbolofhappiness]

[J, you don't even go here.]

Oh please, everyone knows you're not a bad guy. You're just here because you're a glutton.

[Eas is, of course, a horrible hypocrite, as she's not here for the meeting either and she actually is a villain. She's stolen the box of donuts, which is now sitting on her lap. She casually takes one out, examines it for a bit and takes a bite.] That's pretty despicable, you know.

[juicy_egotist]

Jin said to come get enetron from here.

[He's drinking. See him drinking Eas? This is fun.]

There is a lot of enetron here.

[fortheworld]

[deadpanning from the opposite side of the circle]

Then, shouldn't that mean he'd fit right in?

[maskofhappiness]

Why do we even stock that in the first place? That just encourages you to come. It's not like we have anyone else who comes here and drinks it...

[fortheworld]

[Oriko is here mostly because of the Kyubey she is patting in her lap.]

At least you get time on the screen.

[Being the secret final boss is haaaard]

[maskofhappiness]

[She lowers the donut and glares.]

...what's that supposed to mean?

[fortheworld]

We are 'bad guy'. From his perspective, 'despicable' behaviour is why we're here.

[juicy_egotist]

Jin says it keeps me out of trouble. [Drinky drink drink.]

[juicy_egotist]

It is easier in a fighting game. Which has nonsense backing it up.

...that should be 'petting'

[fortheworld]

[She can only sigh] Nonsense wouldn't work too well in our case, regrettably. But I thank you for the advice.

[maskofhappiness]

Just because we're 'bad', doesn't mean we do such low things. Besides, I doubt he thinks about it like that. He's simply an idiot.

[fortheworld]

Of course.

[maskofhappiness]

Just because he doesn't want to put up with you doesn't mean we should have to... [Eas picks up a napkin, rolls it up into a wad and throws it at J's can.]

[maskofhappiness]

Well, at least he can't eat any of the actual food. If he did, I'd kick him out.

[fortheworld]

[...what a disquieting image]

Yes that would be... quite the disaster...

[juicy_egotist]

[It bonks off the can and he took another drink.]

Jin had something to do. Something about Kyoryuger Patch.

still a great mental image

[juicy_egotist]

It could be a whole lot worse. Most people don't get past fifth round on our game.

[maskofhappiness]

[She's just going to throw another napkin. Hey, she's bored, okay?]

There's still plenty of other people to bug, you know. I have to deal with idiots all day already, I don't want to deal with even more of them here.

[maskofhappiness]

We should probably kick him out anyway. Letting him get away with this will just encourage other people to crash too.

[juicy_egotist]

[Well he's bored too so this is fun for him.]

We can only do the enetron truck hijacking minigame once a day.

'No Mister Bond, I expect you to contract...'

[fortheworld]

[Um. J.]

...That is how it's worse. Walpurgisnacht is not an easy boss to defeat.

[And Oriko is actually easier in a number of respects. Which just means she gets flattened by the ones who beat Walpurgis all the time]

She sends her regards by the way. [IT'S HARD TO ATTEND BAD-ANON WHEN YOU'RE THE SIZE OF A BUILDING]

[fortheworld]

Well, I'm hardly averse to the company...

ahahaha

[juicy_egotist]

[J is full of nonsense. So it basically makes everything completely wrong.]

Oh. That makes sense.

I will send her a gift basket.

[maskofhappiness]

Why don't you go bug those Precure, or something? They're all about friendship and that stuff, I'm sure they wouldn't mind entertaining you.

And if it's just the enetron you want, I'll leave that outside the door and you can pick it up. Then you can stop bothering us. [And her. Mostly her. Actually, just her. She's aiming the next napkin at his head.]

[maskofhappiness]

This is supposed to be Bad-Anon, you know. Not Whoever-Feels-Like-Showing-Up-Anon.