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[boostup4beetbuster]

Well, I'm noping right out of this Christmas here.

Okay, let's be fair--I love Christmas, and I love this little tradition Kurorin and Ryuji set up, visiting the orphanage.

What I definitely do NOT love is another Enter something-or-other appearing because virus or whatever, and possibilities of another place I'm in getting teleported to Hyperspace.

So, anyone got a really fun thing going on that I can bring the kids over to?

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[after100000years]

Christmas got. Santa got his computer stolen.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Really? HEY KIDS, WHO WANTS TO GO HELP SANTA?

[There's a lot of excited cheers on the other side.]

Well, that settles it. Busters, ready? Go!

[after100000years]

We go rescue Santas computer then!

[Koda is pretty pumped too. Even if his previous statement was "Who is Santa?"]

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, let's do this!

...For the record, this IS Santa-Santa, right? Not that one guy in Futo who dresses like Santa all the time, right?

[after100000years]

Uh... [Koda checks with Chase.] Yes. This is Santa.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Okay, good. And what kind of forces are we looking at here?

[after100000years]

Sledge's... fiance? Poisandra, Curio, Wrench and possibly Fury too.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Okay, wiki-ing these guys.

[Give it a minute, then...]

Okay. Fury might be trouble, but he's the most of our worries. Wrench, I'm pretty sure I can rust, and the other two can be distracted with shiny things. Barring that, we did get some new baseball bats for the kids, so I'm sure a few of them wouldn't mind putting them to good use on Curio.

[after100000years]

Not sure if Fury here, but good possibility.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Right, so I'll have Makoto bring the chicken cannon.

[after100000years]

Chicken Cannon?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, we were going to do a salmon cannon, but around here, chicken's funnier.

[after100000years]

And more delicious too! Food always good.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Right. We need to put in an order for fried chicken. Thanks for reminding me.

[after100000years]

Fried chicken? What is that?

[boostup4beetbuster]

You don't know what it is? What is that Kiwi guy teaching you?!

That's it. I'm taking custody over you for the holidays!

[after100000years]

I was unaware of fried chicken. He teach me plenty like burger.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Well, we're just going to have to add to your lessons. And Hiromu will help!

[after100000years]

Is it really delicious? The fried chicken I mean.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Definitely. And it comes in a bucket, which gives you a sense of how much you're getting.

[after100000years]

A bucket? I like buckets.

[boostup4beetbuster]

And it's a bucket full of chicken. Delicious fried chicken.

[after100000years]

It sounds delicious. I must try it.