Hunting?

[after100000years]

Kendall say, we celebrate my first Thanksgiving. What is Thanksgiving?

I look it up. It say, hunt turkey.

So I get my spear.

Kendall try to stop, and Chase bring out big cooked bird.

Was tasty, but like food more raw. Kendall said that it was food safety. What is food safety?

Comments

[yes_im_kawaii]

Why would you eat it raw? You'll get sick.

[after100000years]

What is sick? I always eat food more raw. It very good to me.

[So says the caveman with an iron stomach.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

That's nasty and you're going to die.

[after100000years]

Kendall say, I can't die. Bonded to Energem, make immortal.

[yes_im_kawaii]

...fine. Then you'll just get sick and not even die. Or something. What's Thanksgiving even for? I just know there's turkey and sometimes community parties and I got Nekotari afterwards.

[after100000years]

I was told, for hunting Turkey. So I try hunt turkey.

[yes_im_kawaii]

You don't hunt turkey! You get it at the store! I know that and we don't even HAVE turkey here.

[after100000years]

You no have turkey? What is it you have then?

[yes_im_kawaii]

We don't celebrate Thanksgiving. We have other holidays. Which are cooler. Like, uh... Culture Day. And Health & Sports Day. [Makoto, you complain about that one every year.] And Christmas.

[after100000years]

What are those? Holidays I mean.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Days you celebrate stuff. Did you not have those in past-land?

[after100000years]

Every day celebration, for being alive.

[yes_im_kawaii]

...You're a motivational speaker?

[after100000years]

What is motivational speaker?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Those people who go around to places all "Life is a gift! Live every day! Look good, feel better! Here's a tragic story from my life to make you feel better. Buy our stuff."

[after100000years]

Does that make people... feel better?

[So confused.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

For, like, a day. Then they forget again.

[after100000years]

Modern day, very strange.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Your time sounds pretty strange too. You don't even have holidays.

[after100000years]

Holiday not needed. Live with family. No need for celebrate when... very cold at night, and very warm during day.

[yes_im_kawaii]

That has nothing to do with why you celebrate!

[after100000years]

But warm and cold very good things?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Yeah, but you still have things to celebrate. Like Ocean Day! That's a holiday where you go to the beach and have fun all day! And Golden Week is a whole week of holidays! And Christmas, which is about couples going on super romantic dates and long lines at the KFC and kids getting presents from Santa-san.

[after100000years]

...?

I am not really getting it but... it sound like... you celebrate, having fun?

[yes_im_kawaii]

Yeah, celebrating is fun! Same with birthdays. Those are fun.

[after100000years]

I was born on mammoth hunt!

[yes_im_kawaii]

I don't even know when I was born, but I use the first day I remember.

[after100000years]

I am still getting used to calendar.

[yes_im_kawaii]

How long have you been up out of your ice?

[after100000years]

3 month?

[yes_im_kawaii]

I guess that's kind of okay. I mean. You know your name already and stuff.

[after100000years]

I already name Koda. Is very good name.

We go many place. See movie. Sing Snowman song.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Do you guys have snow already? It's too warm up here right now.

[after100000years]

No, is too warm. We closer to middle of world.

[yes_im_kawaii]

That's nicer, anyway. I hate the cold. It was freezing where I came from.

[after100000years]

is nice. no need, wear shoes. they squish toes. very hurt.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Shoes aren't that bad. And what if you step on stuff in the road?

[after100000years]

what stuff in road? [guess who has iron feet?]

[yes_im_kawaii]

You don't even step on rocks and get hurt? You're a mutant or something!

[after100000years]

pebble not worrisome. I am very good at walking.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Weird. I don't get it.

[after100000years]

It is very easy if need be.