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[hippie_hacker]

Really?! I don't think so! This is not the Loch Ness monster. This is a great disappointment if you ask me! All this is...is some giant worm or snake. I want to say it resembles a snake more then anything. Talk about a let down. People get so hyped up over things and are so quick to label it when there's not enough proof to back it up. And they say our paper is a tabloid.

This is as bad as the zombie apocalypse running around the internet. It's pretty bad when the government has to come out and make an actual announcement over it and then deny being involved. Typical.

What's next guys? I think it's time to bring out the dice and roll out my fate.

Comments

[imagesmaydisturb]

Hey, not all reports of the zombie apocalypse are fictitious. What year are you from?

[hippie_hacker]

2012. Prove it.

[imagesmaydisturb]

It's been going on for twenty-six years around here. But, since you asked...

[She'll attach a video clip or two of real live zombie action. Moaning, shuffling, attempting to eat the flesh of the living, etc.]

If you're from my world you'd have two years until it starts. You're probably not, though.

[hippie_hacker]

What happened in your world to cause this?

[imagesmaydisturb]

A couple of manmade viruses- a Marburg virus that was designed to cure cancer and a cure for the common cold that was released before it was fully tested. They combined and we wound up with the living dead on our hands.

[hippie_hacker]

Huh....interesting. Sounds a little similar to one of the stories I read on the zombie apocalypse.

[imagesmaydisturb]

Well, one of the reasons so many of us survived is that it played out fairly similarly to fictional scenarios. People usually knew what to do when faced with hordes of the undead.

[hippie_hacker]

Makes sense, I suppose. Did you just recently join the community?

[imagesmaydisturb]

Yeah, it hasn't been long.

[hippie_hacker]

Thought as much. I've seen some crazy stuff in my world alongside what the community has to offer...but some of the stuff I'm seeing that's hitting the news has me rather skeptical.

[imagesmaydisturb]

As much as I hate to admit it, a lot of journalists prefer high ratings to actually telling the truth.

[crackpotcrocker]

Typical of them. Only believe something like that if it's right in front of their eyes.

How have you been?

[hippie_hacker]

Yep.


Dying of boredom. You?

[crackpotcrocker]

Waiting for this month to be over. Though you have no idea how glad I am to see you Langly.

[hippie_hacker]

Rough month for you?

[crackpotcrocker]

Putting it lightly - YES!

[hippie_hacker]

....

Why didn't you just contact me or have Fawkes bring you here?

[crackpotcrocker]

Well, there where some accdential posts to this place. Things got taken care of.

... Can I come there for a moment?

[hippie_hacker]

Yeah...

Don't have to ask just drop by.

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Whoosh and there was magical fire]

Hello. [Denzel is standing like a rat, by which his elbows are bent upwards that cause his arms to go up in front of him and his hand joints bent down, he walks towards the other and slowly one boney arm extands outwards and flops around Langly's shoulder blades. Really so glad to see you bro, after this month. Creepy creepy smirk]

[Action]

[hippie_hacker]

[Langly was caught off guard by the hug. That was the last thing he expected. Crocker wasn't one to hug people or liked receiving hugs. He was a little worried as to what actually happened to his brother during the last few weeks.

Langly felt a little bad that he hadn't been paying much attention to the community. He awkwardly returned the hug.]

What exactly happened?

[Action]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Langly was one of the few that could hug the man without tensing up]

Mental breakdown and Friday the 13th.

[deadly_garden]

Loch Ness is in Scotland, correct? Not Iceland?

[hippie_hacker]

Iceland, unfortunately. They're trying to say it's Iceland's version of the Loch Ness.

[deadly_garden]

Perhaps it is real and their Nessie-esque creature just happened to resemble an overly large snake? Given the different locations I wouldn't think that's all that unlikely.