[IC Beauty Pageant with prize~]

[harpbeat]

Hello ducks, it has been a while, hasn't it? Relatively little has been going on so I'm afraid I must offer something else to bribe you with~

This is a beauty pageant post. If you put pictures of yourself in the comments, others will give you a score from 1-10. Then, I'll average out the scores and the highest rated man and woman will each receive a handmade outfit from myself!

...Ah, if you aren't either a man or a woman, I suppose you'll just have to pick one to be counted as... I hope no one games the system that way...

[So yeah standard IC Beauty Pageant here.]

Comments

[boostup4beetbuster]

5, I guess?

[trapinyellow]

That's not a bad score, I think...

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, not too bad. Just feel weird voting too high for kids.

[trapinyellow]

I'm actually older than I look?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Still weird. Like, 'I work with a teenager I knew since she was a baby' weird.

[trapinyellow]

That is pretty strange.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah. Should be 40, but due to issues, I'm eternally 27. And I also had a major crush on the kid's mom and yeah. It's her birthday today. This is going to be a whole mess of awkward.

[trapinyellow]

Well, I think you should still get her a cake...

[boostup4beetbuster]

Someone's already done that--she needs a lot of sugar, after all. I figured flowers were the best bet.

[trapinyellow]

What kind of flowers?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Probably sunflowers, maybe daisies. She likes yellow.

[trapinyellow]

I think that's a good choice. But, I like yellow too.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, it works for you.

[trapinyellow]

They used to call my species the King in Yellow...

[boostup4beetbuster]

Flashy name. Gotta like it.

[trapinyellow]

They also thought we drove people insane.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Funny, I get that from everybody I know too. So don't take it personally.

[trapinyellow]

Thank you. That's nice of you to say.

[boostup4beetbuster]

You're welcome.

[trapinyellow]

I always thought it was weird that we drove people crazy through plays.

[boostup4beetbuster]

What kind of plays? 'Cause some might annoy people into insanity, at least if my schooldays are any indication.

[trapinyellow]

I'm not actually sure. Anyone who read it was driven insane, so they didn't really talk about it coherently, is what I've heard.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, it's probably just one of those "things mortals should not know" deals.

[trapinyellow]

Uh-huh. Writers are weird.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yep. Try to avoid looking for fanfiction, while we're on that subject. Those writers can get REALLY weird.