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[lookstairs]

In case anyone was wondering, I make a pretty fantastic getaway driver. Not that I'm particularly fond at being shot at.

I thought I'd post something before the community decided to get post-happy on me and put up something I'd rather not have floating around the internet right now. (Or ever, really.)

But anyway, how was your evening?

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[tenminutes]

You'll be the first I call if I ever decide rob a museum for the world's largest diamond.

[lookstairs]

I'd advise against it. It'd probably just give you a million heart attacks in the end.

[tenminutes]

I'm already dead, it's not like I'd have to worry about that.

[lookstairs]

An excellent point. I don't know what good a giant diamond would do in that case, though.

[tenminutes]

I could beam a laser through it and make some kind of weapon to take over the world with.

[ She's joking. ]

[lookstairs]

Taking over the world would get boring and complicated.

[tenminutes]

You're a frightening man to think taking over the world would get boring.

[lookstairs]

Okay. Maybe not boring. More like....lonely.

[tenminutes]

Oh. Well that wouldn't be an issue for me. I'd be completely alone right now if I didn't have the community anyway. I already refused the offer I got to become a god, though.

[lookstairs]

A god? Seriously?

[tenminutes]

Well, sort of like a god system. It was what was acting as the god in the afterlife. I found it, talked to the person in charge of monitoring it, and he offered me the title. I turned it down exactly as violently as I needed to.

[lookstairs]

Huh. The afterlife sure is interesting where you're from.

[tenminutes]

Not anymore. It's just empty now. I mean, the NPCs are there still but that's it. I check back periodically to see if I can't find anyone dead there, but we cleared out en-mass a while ago.