As much as I love my husband, I think I might have to kill him soon.

Okay, maybe not kill. Injure might be a better word.

What I wouldn't give for a pint or two...

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Alright Ducks, I need opinions. What's the best way to get rid of a headache and nausea?

I suppose it had to happen sooner or later. Crossed timelines and all that. Really, it's a bit cruel to have to deal with, knowing how things end up.

Is it stupid to still feel guilty that we couldn't save them?

-soft humming in the background, barely covering the sound of splashing-

So tell me, fellow Ducks... why do Weevils like to hide out in the nastiest of places? You'd think they'd pick something other than a sewer tunnel...

... at least the bloody Daleks came to us.

I really don't appreciate the nighttime visits by someone on this community. I have enough bad dreams on my own. I don't need your help.

Rift's been quiet tonight, thankfully. Quiet to the point of boredom. At least I've still got some paperwork to finish up.

... God, I can't believe I just implied I was thankful for paperwork.

-click-

Oh, come on. It's not that hard. Not like Tosh didn't leave me notes... why aren't they working?

-keys clicking rapidly-

Okay, okaaay. Looks like I'm in...

Ducks? She was working on ducks? That can't be right...

Huh. Looks almost like a blog...