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[my-books-mine.livejournal.com]

Erm... hello. Can you all read this, really? This "interwebs" thing, such a marvel of modern technology. Even though Crowley's people invented it.

I'm A. Ziraphale. I don't sell rare books- I'm just a book dealer. Nice to meet you all.

Definitely one of their inventions. Well, someone has to keep an eye on these things, in order to thwart demonic wiles and such, I suppose.

Comments

[thegorramdoc.livejournal.com]

Just a book dealer? You aren't very convincing...

[dontdudemedude.livejournal.com]

A book dealer? Is that like drug trafficking for the reading-addicted?

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

Hey, just as a tip. I've tried the "just a normal" person deal here before and it really didn't work out.

Name's Kurosaki Ichigo.

[simulatedlain.livejournal.com]

Dealer?

[xcest-la-vie.livejournal.com]

It's kind of hard to believe your just a book dealer. No one here is normal.

I'm Minako! Nice to meet you~!

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

You need to re-introduce yourself. Properly. None of this undercover bull. I don't like liars. If you're just a rare book dealer, then I'm just a teenage slacker. Tell the freaking truth already.

[ifeelyourstress.livejournal.com]

...you're a drug dealer, aren't you?

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

You're acting a bit suspect for someone who's just a book dealer...

[ditzyhippiegirl.livejournal.com]

Book dealer? Do you have that ultra rare Steel Samurai fanbook? I've been looking for ages! And I'm Maya!

[angsty-ex-turk.livejournal.com]

...A rare book dealer? You have seemed to piqued my intrest. What kind of books do you sell in particular?

[my-books-mine.livejournal.com]

Why would you say that?

[my-books-mine.livejournal.com]

... well, that's what the sign says. I may have gotten the phrasing a bit off...

[thegorramdoc.livejournal.com]

If you harp on a point too much it makes you sound dishonest. Believe me, I have experience with this.

[my-books-mine.livejournal.com]

! No! It's against everything I stand for. The boss would probably smite me or something, anyway.

[my-books-mine.livejournal.com]

Er... no, I don't think so, sorry.

Pleased to meet you, Maya.

[my-books-mine.livejournal.com]

Er, mostly books of prophecy, misprinted Bibles, that sort of thing.

[my-books-mine.livejournal.com]

... No.

[my-books-mine.livejournal.com]

People here don't seem very normal, I have to admit.

Nice to meet you.

[my-books-mine.livejournal.com]

I've noticed.

Thank you. Nice to meet you too, Minako.

[my-books-mine.livejournal.com]

Is it that obvious?

[my-books-mine.livejournal.com]

... you're a talking llama.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Well, in all fairness, I can spot angels a mile off. It's not really your fault.

[angsty-ex-turk.livejournal.com]

Sounds...interesting enough. How much are you selling them for?

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

Congratulations. Would you like a gold star?