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[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Good morning to all you fine gentlemen and lovely ladies. I feel I must confess to something. I am a bad, selfish man, I con people for a living but I hope none of you have fallen victim to me. And the way I treat people in order to push them away because I hate myself for growing up into the same type of man who destroyed my childhood, just terrible.

As a token of my humble apologies to the way that I may have treated you, feel free to grab a worldhopper and come claim your choice of items from my stash.

These items include....

Beer 
Batteries 
Medicine
Flashlight
Sunscreen
Shaving cream
Insect Repellent
Brezza cigarettes
Various magazines
MacCutcheon Scotch whisky