ext_212914 ([identity profile] clockmaster.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2008-08-07 01:45 pm

About magic and magicians


Wizards, witches, and magic people from Dramadramaduck,

Someone told me that detectives have no imagination, and that magic is a real thing. So, I wonder if any of you can give me some magic lessons. No matter what kind of magic is.

Payment is negotiable.

Thanks.

[identity profile] scarlet-magic.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I could give you magic lessons, Hakuba-kun~

[identity profile] scarlet-magic.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I've studied the art of magic a bit myself.

[identity profile] scarlet-magic.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
My mother and grandmother taught me, actually~ I would be glad you give you lessons, Hakuba-kun! And the payment can be your freedom~[typed then deleted]

[identity profile] canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Magic's not worth the hassle.

[identity profile] miserlychick.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Especially with the whole "sacrificing your firstborn child" thing.

[identity profile] scarlet-magic.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be ridiculous. Magic does not require the sacrifice of your first born child.

[identity profile] hadoken-mage.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm... I'm not much for giving lessons. Generally my lessons involve frying people in the face or nuking them from existence. It's a dirty job, but damn I love doing it.

[identity profile] hadoken-mage.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Never stopped me, heh heh.

Speaking of first born child sacrifices, if anyone has a first born that they'd like to have sacrificed, just call 555-Blk-Mage. First born sacrifices for dirt cheap! Get a free life scaring vision of darkness with every purchase! Offer while supplies last, act today!

[identity profile] canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Noon didn't tell me about that part...

[identity profile] scarlet-magic.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohoho~ You're quite the funny one.

[identity profile] hadoken-mage.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Who says I'm joking?

*If you could see Black Mages Face... well, you'd go insane. But before that, you'd see him with a very evil grin on his face.*

[identity profile] scarlet-magic.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Even funnier~

[identity profile] hadoken-mage.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
*Blink* *Blink* ...What?

[identity profile] scarlet-magic.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes~?

[identity profile] hadoken-mage.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not... terrified? Disgusted? Accepting your inevitable demise? Nothing? Usually I get some sort of... reaction from a statement like that.

Unless you're so messed up in the head that you think first born child sacrifice is hilarious, much like myself, and if thats the case, you wanna get a cup of coffee sometime and discuss our shared insanity over the glow of a burning village?

[identity profile] scarlet-magic.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I fail to see the purpose or entertainment in sacrificing a first born child, but who am I to judge someone based on their sense of humor? I think you are quite the amusing little mage myself~

((Nothing phases Akako. NOTHING XD))

[identity profile] hadoken-mage.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, shucks, you're too kind. I'll have to let you live just a teeny bit longer during the apocalypse for being so nice to me.

((So I noticed ^^ Black Mage doesn't really try to disturb people... he just tends to do so, and likes it. Just your average everyday black magic wielding psychopath, heh.))

[identity profile] scarlet-magic.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You're too kind~ ♥

((Pfft, Akako's on good terms with Lucifer, so what people classify as 'disturbing' she usually brushes off as 'normal.' XD Black Mage makes me lol a lot though))

[identity profile] scarlet-magic.livejournal.com 2008-08-07 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll have to show you~

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