About magic and magicians

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Wizards, witches, and magic people from Dramadramaduck,

Someone told me that detectives have no imagination, and that magic is a real thing. So, I wonder if any of you can give me some magic lessons. No matter what kind of magic is.

Payment is negotiable.

Thanks.

Comments

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

I could give you magic lessons, Hakuba-kun~

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Do you know about magic Koizumi-san? How's that

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

I've studied the art of magic a bit myself.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Interesting. where you studied that? Can you give me some lessons then Kaizumi-san? What do you want as payment?

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

My mother and grandmother taught me, actually~ I would be glad you give you lessons, Hakuba-kun! And the payment can be your freedom~[typed then deleted]

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

Magic's not worth the hassle.

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

Especially with the whole "sacrificing your firstborn child" thing.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Don't be ridiculous. Magic does not require the sacrifice of your first born child.

[hadoken-mage.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I'm not much for giving lessons. Generally my lessons involve frying people in the face or nuking them from existence. It's a dirty job, but damn I love doing it.

[hadoken-mage.livejournal.com]

Never stopped me, heh heh.

Speaking of first born child sacrifices, if anyone has a first born that they'd like to have sacrificed, just call 555-Blk-Mage. First born sacrifices for dirt cheap! Get a free life scaring vision of darkness with every purchase! Offer while supplies last, act today!

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

Noon didn't tell me about that part...

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Ohoho~ You're quite the funny one.

[hadoken-mage.livejournal.com]

Who says I'm joking?

*If you could see Black Mages Face... well, you'd go insane. But before that, you'd see him with a very evil grin on his face.*

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Even funnier~

[hadoken-mage.livejournal.com]

*Blink* *Blink* ...What?

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Yes~?

[hadoken-mage.livejournal.com]

You're not... terrified? Disgusted? Accepting your inevitable demise? Nothing? Usually I get some sort of... reaction from a statement like that.

Unless you're so messed up in the head that you think first born child sacrifice is hilarious, much like myself, and if thats the case, you wanna get a cup of coffee sometime and discuss our shared insanity over the glow of a burning village?

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

I fail to see the purpose or entertainment in sacrificing a first born child, but who am I to judge someone based on their sense of humor? I think you are quite the amusing little mage myself~

((Nothing phases Akako. NOTHING XD))

[hadoken-mage.livejournal.com]

Aww, shucks, you're too kind. I'll have to let you live just a teeny bit longer during the apocalypse for being so nice to me.

((So I noticed ^^ Black Mage doesn't really try to disturb people... he just tends to do so, and likes it. Just your average everyday black magic wielding psychopath, heh.))

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

You're too kind~ ♥

((Pfft, Akako's on good terms with Lucifer, so what people classify as 'disturbing' she usually brushes off as 'normal.' XD Black Mage makes me lol a lot though))

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

How...unusual.

I would be glad too. What kind of magic you can do Koizumi-san?


(OOC: LOL XD)

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

I'll have to show you~

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Not you again...how's the penguin doing?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Uh hum...you're a murderer then?

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

I'm more interested in other type of things, and after all, I have no childs yet to trade with.

I'm Hakuba Saguru, a pleasure to meet you miss...?