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dramadramaduck2008-08-08 12:06 am
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Journal #1
So I just recently joined this so called "community" of people. I realize that some of you are just pretending to be your every day-Joe, but I know who you really are.
You leeches out there: I'm going to exterminate each and every one of you. I can smell your undead stink from a mile away. You're not fooling anybody.
To everyone else: Watch out. The bloodsuckers are everywhere. My brother and I will give our dying breath to protect this place... but it doesn't come cheap. We may just give you a complementary service if we're feeling generous, but this place looks worse than Santa Carla and that's sayin something.
Your complementary tip for the day:
They're everywhere. The next time you go to bed, make sure to eat lots of spaghetti ahead of time. When your mom comes to kiss you goodnight, you can test her bloodsucking-potential by breathing in her face.
Until next time.
Over and out.
You leeches out there: I'm going to exterminate each and every one of you. I can smell your undead stink from a mile away. You're not fooling anybody.
To everyone else: Watch out. The bloodsuckers are everywhere. My brother and I will give our dying breath to protect this place... but it doesn't come cheap. We may just give you a complementary service if we're feeling generous, but this place looks worse than Santa Carla and that's sayin something.
Your complementary tip for the day:
They're everywhere. The next time you go to bed, make sure to eat lots of spaghetti ahead of time. When your mom comes to kiss you goodnight, you can test her bloodsucking-potential by breathing in her face.
Until next time.
Over and out.