dramadramaduck | (no subject)

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What the fuck is wrong with all of you?

Right back atcha. You're all on crazy pills.

What do you mean?

I think it'd be easier to ask what isn't wrong with everyone. It would be a much shorter list.

My best guess is puberty.

Same fucking thing that's wrong with you.

You're stuck with two loud morons whom you want to shoot in the face, and all you have are a pack of lite cigarettes? Sucks to be you.

That's just great. So, most of these people are horny kids? Exactly what I wanted.

That would be asking too much, wouldn't it?

Hell no.

Not all of us are... It wasn't a very good guess.

Don't tell me you haven't taken a look at all the crazy around you?

Hm, I meant fucking boredom. So shoot 'em already.

I don't care what the list is. Make it stop.

Can't. The Gods seem to have us bound together.

Great.

Does it look like I care? You're all annoying.

Then why are you here?

Call it masochism, call it looking for leads.

Leads on what?

Stuff.

I'll go get the beer now.

That's vague. I suppose they aren't things you can just ask about?

Exactly. Go away.

Don't look at me. I don't waste my time binding idiots to each other.

If you insist.

I wish I could.

Awwww... it's not so bad!

Then you're one of them. Get the hell away from me.

But I'm nowhere near you.

What the fuck ISN'T wrong with the people here?

you've got your sociopaths to your delusional chicks who think animals can talk and help make clothes. And the perverts. Don't forget them.

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