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I don't know how I found this place, and I don't really care.  I'm not the kind of guy to keep a fancy journal or diary, but I guess I should be telling my story to somebody.  I can't say that I know who those "somebodies" are.  Maybe it's not a good idea to be announcing stuff to a bunch of strangers.  Maybe you're all a pack of corrupt cops or crazy kooks.  I can't really say.

I'm a dead man anyway.  I think I can amuse myself a little more before I croak. 

The name's Dwight.

I'm craving a smoke and some kind of babe.  But I've got more class than that.