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It seems I've been away from this place for the while. So I think. The shop's been keepin' me hands full for a while. As it is...there's been rumors of foul play floating around London. No one knows for sure but, there you have it. Been keeping to meself.

Now...I have been wanting to ask a question that has been scritchin' and scratchin' in me head so much that I just has to be kind to ask it. That is...

Who likes pie? Just a friendly question, y'know. Nothing like 'em to start conversations, eh?

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I like pie! Well, some pie.

I've never heard of pie.

I like pie.

You have good tastes, I see.

You haven't, sir? Mercy alive, that won't do!

I do! Blueberry's the best. We get it at the A&P for my birthday.

Good t'know.

Blueberry, that makes a fine pie, so it does.

Especially when they have... the actual chunks of blueberries in it, and it's not all smooth all the way through.

Hmm...you do have good taste, luv.

What kind of pie do you like?

Any I can make, bein' a baker and all. I do make my living off of making the best meat pies in London so that might be influencin' me opinion a tad.

Meat pies?

I didn't know you could make a pie out of meat. I thought it was just fruit and stuff.

Never heard of meat pies? Why, I never...

Fruit pies are for desert, meat pies are for dinner. Bit like a sandwich with gravy.

... Huh. I've had chicken pot pie before, if that's the same thing.

What is it?

Pie is delicious, but too many ruin your figure. Unless you have a freakish metabolism. ~~Like Belphegor or Xanxus. How they don't gain wait from the constant sweets and alchohol is amazing...~~

Though I do love to eat them.

Mrs. Lovett; haven't seen you around here for a while.

Not exactly the same thing, luv, though it's on the same family tree, if you get my drift.

It's food. A crust filled with filling. Usually fruit or like me pies, meat.

Depends on the type of pie, of course. Meat pies, for example, are considered to be perfect for dinner.

Been busy, luv, y'know with buisiness at me shop. Business has never been better. It's tiring me old bones to keep up.

An odd combination. Sounds efficient. Not included in rations, however.

... So you're a pie expert?

Well, not exactly...but I do make an awful lot of 'em.

((...You did not see that wrong journal. ~~Even if Ty Lee is kinda like Lovett...~~))

The best in London, huh?

OOC: Oh, but I did... and the thought of Ty Lee making people into MEAT PIES is pretty much the most hilarious thing ever. ~~... She is? How? XD~~

Best in London, so they say.

((Oh, Ty Lee. First you just knock people out and now you make them into pies. ~~She'd do anything for the pyscho she loves? XD And Lansbury!Lovett is sort of Ty Lee hyper.~~))

Someday I'll come to London and try a meat pie.

OOC: ... IS IT BAD THAT I CAN KIND OF SORT OF SLIGHTLY SEE THIS IN AN AU, "TY LEE SNAPS AND GOES OOC-BONKERS" KIND OF WAY? ... But I thought that Ty Lee didn't *really* love Azula? At least in DDD-verse, that is. Ahhh, Lansbury!Lovett... I haven't seen much of her, and I doubt I will, because her voice really, really annoys me for some reason. D:

That'll be nice of you, and it might be on the house, even.

((I think it could work with a lot of work...a lot of work. And I've been thinking of Ty Lee as Mrs. Lovett for A LONG time. Don't ask me why. ..Ty Lee works in many ways. Like the universe. In other words..I have no idea why she's clicking in my head but she just is. D: It's more of her perfomance than her singing that has the hyperness. Like in "A Little Priest". She bursts out into random jigs and things like that.))

Really? Cool!

OOC: ... CRACKSHIP. :D :D ~~Aw, Ty Lee. D: You're so ~conflicted~. ... Random jigs? That is... kind of awesome. XD~~

On me word.

((Ty Lee/Lovett whut. ~~It is. XD If you try you can look it up on YouTube. (if you can stand her singing for the song)~~))

Okay!

... Should I bring something for you?

OOC: I'M TOTALLY REQUESTING IT AT THE NEXT KINK MEME. ~~Pfft, I can stand it. Or I can mute it. XD~~

No, no. I get along, nothing is needed.

((Ack. X_X *is dead and stays dead* ~~There is that option.~~))

Okay. But if you change your mind, I could.

OOC: Just doing my job. ;)

Pie?

Yes, pie.

It this another clever human culinary concotion?

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