Posted with voice translator

[philoxidizes]

Oh dear. This will make things difficult.

At least this community seems to have quite the sense of humor. Kyon-kun, I assume you at least will get the joke?

Comments

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Voice

[philoxidizes]

I assure you, I have not much of a no desire to eat you.

[Voice auto-translator]

[magicalminuki.livejournal.com]

I see you and I feel like I should run away... but you aren't really a snake so you wouldn't hurt me! Right?

[Voice auto-translator]

[philoxidizes]

I am mostly quite able to control the snake's instincts. And even if I weren't, we're most likely on entirely different worlds.

[Voice auto-translator]

[magicalminuki.livejournal.com]

W-well, of course. But still... there was a cat who kept calling me dinner...

This is a virus, right?

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

hjows ity feel 2 hjave no liumbs

[Voice auto-translator]

[philoxidizes]

Yes, me as well. Don't worry, he's quite kind under usual circumstances.

Of course. It will likely be over in a few days.

Voice

[philoxidizes]

Quite strange. I really don't fancy it.

[Voice auto-translator]

[magicalminuki.livejournal.com]

Well, that's good...

I have no idea what I'm going to do for the next few days!

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

sfljjslk ds;l

Voice

[philoxidizes]

By any chance were you attempting to call me dinner?

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

i9l,b

[Voice auto-translator]

[philoxidizes]

Personally, I'm going to spend rather a lot of time on the community. There's not much else I can do in this form, and it's very interesting seeing what everyone is turning into.

[philoxidizes]

Should I take that as a yes?

[Voice auto-translator]

[magicalminuki.livejournal.com]

You don't have anything more important to do?

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

7t8ikj

[Voice auto-translator]

[philoxidizes]

I have many things that are more important to do, but unfortunately all of them require limbs.

[Voice auto-translator]

[magicalminuki.livejournal.com]

Y-yes... that would be helpful.

I guess we can wait it out, like the other viruses!

[Voice auto-translator]

[philoxidizes]

I do hope it doesn't last too long. This is rather inconvenient.

[philoxidizes]

I'm afraid I really can't understand you at all.

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

nkl

Voice

[philoxidizes]

Some people seem to be having luck with voice posting.

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

Raaa! Mrraao, mreeh mhh...

Voice

[philoxidizes]

Unfortunately, you wouldn't seem to be one of them.

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

weropi

voice

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Koizumi-kun!

voice

[philoxidizes]

You as well, Suzumiya-san?

Re: voice

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Ew, Koizumi-kun, you're gross!

voice

[philoxidizes]

...My apologies. If it's any consolation, I don't believe I'm poisonous.

Re: voice

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

I wanna touch your scales!

voice

[philoxidizes]

If you like.

...Ah, just because the question has come up before with certain other feline members of the community, you wouldn't happen to have any desire to eat me, would you?

Re: voice

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

No way, I want to touch your scales first.

voice

[philoxidizes]

...First?

Ah, in that case, please feel free to come and visit. Or perhaps you should ask one of the other three to bring you, I'm not quite sure it would be safe for either of us to be out on our own in our current states.

Re: voice

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

I'm not scared! I want to explore the city as a kitten!

voice

[philoxidizes]

Oh, no, I don't think you're scared at all. But things look very different when you're small, I would assume, and I would rather you didn't get lost.

Re: voice

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna get lost. You should know I'm smarter than that.

voice

[philoxidizes]

Of course, Suzumiya-san.

Perhaps we can meet halfway? I wouldn't be opposed to exploring the city.

Re: voice

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Don't be a dumbass, you'd get eaten by a bird or some silly junior high girl would stomp on you.

voice

[philoxidizes]

...I suppose you do have a point. Also, I haven't yet figured out how to open my door. Still, I would feel better if someone went with you.

Re: voice

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Wark can go with me~!

voice

[philoxidizes]

...A chocobo may cause a bit of an uproar... perhaps you should go on your own after all.

Re: voice

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

I knew you'd come to my side eventually.

voice

[philoxidizes]

That does seem to happen.

Please do be careful, though.