AAAAAAAH! [Voice Post]

[ihasapuppet.livejournal.com]

[keyboard keys clicking and paws padding on the desk as he backs away from the mic a little. Cue the sound of a drawer closing, possibly pushed close by the wind, and a loud MREEEEEEEEEOW!]

OW! My....tail.

I'm a kitten. Why am I a kitten?

GAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Comments

[sassygirlsrock.livejournal.com]

Kankuro???? aww Aren't you cute as a kitten! It's me,Nancy. And I'm alioness...

It could be worse..

[Voice]

[ihasapuppet.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It could be worse. You could be a KITTEN!

[pandorabox]

It's because your hat has kitty ears!

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

Kankuro? What happened to you...?!

A genjutsu illusion? [Typed, then deleted]

Re: [Voice]

[sassygirlsrock.livejournal.com]

You can come to Andalasia if you want. People is used to talking animals here and no one will hurt you. Gaara already saw you like that?

[Voice]

[ihasapuppet.livejournal.com]

N-no...I'm fine. Gaara's here and....people won't question the Kazekage...I think. And yeah...well. I mean. He saw this post.

[Voice]

[ihasapuppet.livejournal.com]

[a few moments of silence and then scratching sounds on the computer screen and hissing]
BIRD!

[Voice]

[pandorabox]

[sounds of feathers rustling and frantic flapping of wings, maybe a few startled caws as well]

OH GEEZ!! Don't do that! Control your instincts, damn it!

[Voice]

[ihasapuppet.livejournal.com]

Gaara! I think it's another virus. That's what other people are saying.
[little kitten noises that sound like he could still be whining about his tail]

soooooo cuuuuute :3 but Gaara is too manly to coo 8l

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

You... sound normal. But you have... turned into a cat?

[Voice]

[ihasapuppet.livejournal.com]

[low "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow" noise at the computer]

[Voice]

[pandorabox]

[angry cawing]

G-good thing you're not in my world...

:< B-but....Gaara! His taaaaaaaaail!

[ihasapuppet.livejournal.com]

.....yes. And my tail hurts.
[rustling that indicates he's pawing at the computer screen]

[Voice]

[ihasapuppet.livejournal.com]

[fast noises of padding paws on the glass of the computer screen]
BIRD GET THE BIRD!

Re: [Voice]

[pandorabox]

[A pause]

Heh... you want me, kitty cat? Try and get me through the screen~

[more flapping, and one can only imagine that Kaito is taunting Kankuro from the other side]

D8 awwwwww... are you trying to make Gaara wibble?

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

*frowns slightly*

Oh? Why?

Re: [Voice]

[sassygirlsrock.livejournal.com]

Good to know you're safe. Gaara will take proper care of you, but if you need something just tell me.

Yes. Yes I am. 8|

[ihasapuppet.livejournal.com]

[voice post]
I closed it on a drawer.

[Voice]

[ihasapuppet.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Nancy.

...damn you 8l

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

...Really.

*sighs*

I will return home. Stay away from the electrical outlets.

[Voice Post]

[ihasapuppet.livejournal.com]

Wait...what? You...you don't have to come get me!

[Voice]

[ihasapuppet.livejournal.com]

[more scratching at the screen until he finally gives up]
Hmmmmmmmph.

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

You prefer to be alone, then? That isn't wise, in your present condition.

[Voice Post]

[ihasapuppet.livejournal.com]

Eh...I....

[sigh]

Fine.

[a couple of clicks and some barks and then it PITTERPATTERPITTERPATTER like a sunnuvabitch as Kankuro runs away before the mic shuts off]

[Voice]

[pandorabox]

Hehehehe...

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

...Kankuro? Are you all right?