dramadramaduck | (no subject)

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Look at all the cute animals, desuzaa~

Unfortunately, you're over populating this community and I have no choice but to shoot some of you who have no homes. It's for the sake of the community, animals. No one wants to be attacked by a wild animal.

[ooc; He's just being an asshole and trying to scare everyone. You're allowed to attack him. Really.]

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The fuck're you talking about?

I must shoot you for the good of the community.

DON'T SHOOT DEBITT OR BELLA!

Don't know who they are, better keep them indoors.

SHoot m E?

Bring it on.

Internet communities don't have ecosystems. It's impossible for them to be overpopulated.

Anything is possible on the internet. Ma'am.

Very well.

I'll break your fucking skull.

((Er, Guts is not a very happy tiger. Don't mind him.))

...You're a curious person.

Oh? Not if I shoot you first.

Not me. I have a home.... and I'm still human.

I've been shot before. I'll slice you clean in half.

I am? I don't get that a lot.

Then you're free to go.

My sword will stop you before you can do that.

Sweet. Thanks. And don't go after Mikaela. She's living with me, so she has a home.

I don't talk to the dead.

Alright, who would this Mikaela be?

Best be careful about those threats, kid.

Then don't. People might think you're crazy.

know_sacrifice is Mikaela.

They're not threats, sir. I intend to carry this order out.

FRAG YOU!

Alright, you're both free to go then.

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