dramadramaduck | (no subject)

...Instinct taking over...

Where are the cats? I know there's at least one!

Damn I'm hungry!

*rouses slightly from sleep, tail thumping slightly*

Hmm?

Oh shit...big cat! Nice pussy...*runs*

*chuckles low in his throat, the sound rumbling low in his chest*

I'm not going to eat you, fuzzy one.

Don't even try it.

Good, because that is the wrong way round. I'm a dog. I'm supposed to chase you!

Small cat! *runs/chases*

*eyes wearily, debating on being 'cat savior' for the next few days*

*eyes big cat, debating on wheather to risk it or not!*

Don't make me have to slap a bitch!

*flicks tail, crouching low, but still unmoving*

I doubt you could...at the moment!

*tries to ignore big cat!*

You ever seen a dog with a cat's claws in its weiner?

*gulps*

No! And I'm not a bitch!

Then quit it with the cat-whumping.

Hey! Instinct is a powerful thing!

Canines, think they own the place ¬_¬

Felines, make people sneeze?!

...

Is that all you can come up with, man?

Well I can hardly say the truth. I like my behind the way it is...even if I am a dog!

I like your behind the way it is too, a long way away from me.

*growls*

Watch it kitty!

Or what, you'll drool on me? Chill man, don't make me cough up hairballs in your general direction.

You know what, Cassie hasn't taken me out in a while and I'm pretty hungry. not to mention this nose it so much better than it used to be...

Sorry, I only date within my own species. But I hear there's a really ncie lamp post two streets over that's open.

Date?! I meant I was going to use you as a chew toy!

*snorts in amusement*

Depends what you're chewing doesn't it?

*is confused*

I was thinking of chewing you?!

Chewing where?

Anywhere!

You're no fun.

Thanks!