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So I come back from givin' Adolf a big ol' wedgie to people actin like even bigger punks. GODDAMN!!!!!!!

Crazzyasses all tryin to get killed nowadays.

Tell me this: why would you drive your car all up on a train track.... with a train on it? Fool.

I got myself a damn headache right now so all yall bitches stop saying you're kittens and dinosaurs and shit. Stop talking. I mean it.

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Are you ill?

FOOL.

Yes.

Hey! It's the hilariously stupid jerk! Welcome back!

Aw thanks sweetheart, you shouldn't have.

Now go clean your ass out. It's dirty.

Don't mention it~!

Aw, was that supposed to be a witty insult? You should stop before you hurt yourself.

I am not... Hrmp.

You should seek medical attention.

Seriously, what the fuck is your problem?

No wait, let me guess- major fucking hangover?

Welcome back.

...hm.

Are you in a better mood than usual, or am I just becoming desensitized?

Hey, bitch. Mind your own goddamn business.

You know it baby.

Do you ever stop drinking? Just a question.

FINALLY.

Someone with some GODDAMN class. All ya'll bitches need to learn your manners from this man here.

Hey jackass, you're a dumbass.

HEY BITCH. I'm TRYING. Stop your complaining.

Guess that's a no.

...Wow, that really is a stupid thing to do. They drove onto the track while the train was coming? That's like asking to be killed, right there.

But uh... welcome back.

Have fun with that.

...?

[She's not sure what he said. She thinks it might have something to do with suicide, train cars, and animal feces...]

Ah, you seem to have missed the virus. Pity. Wonder what sort of animal you would have been turned into.

Trust me, you're better off not knowing.

Probably a jackass.

I shouldn't wonder. It might be an improvement, actually.

Huzzah.

Someone did that? Genius, there.

...Possible.

Says you.

Last time I went to a hospital they tried to stick a needle in me and it broke. They can't do nothin for me.

Damn baby. You know me all too well.

See now this is a cartoon with some class.

And yeah, stupidass punk was tryin to get killed probably.

ENGLISH.

DO YOU SPEAK IT???

You bitches need to back off.

Yo Afrotoon.

GET OUT.

Yeah and then I saved his ass and all the crazy fools behind him start bitchin at me for ruining their cars. PEOPLE GOT NO GRATITUDE.

Afrotoon? That's a new one.

...Do you wear some kind of armor?

Speaking.

That's odd. The last time I checked, I wasn't answerable to you.

No gratitude or brains, sounds like.

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