Plea for help

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Can someone PLEASE come and open this bottle for me!?  I've been struggling with it for a week now and I am dangerously sober!

Comments

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

You should not be drinking alcohol in your current form.

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

Hi! It's me, Aoko. We talked before when I was a snake. You shouldn't ask for someone to help you to change back, instead of that?

[myfootupurass.livejournal.com]

Aw hell no. Let me open that bottle for you, punk.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

I do not think consuming alcohol is good for a cat.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Oh shush, it's my body.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

[[Argh late tags all round! I didn't realise I hadn't replied to all these tags!]]

Er, yeah, sure. Can you open the bottle?

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

[[Argh late tags all round! I didn't realise I hadn't replied to all these tags!]]

No way! You'll drink it!

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

[[Argh late tags all round! I didn't realise I hadn't replied to all these tags!]]

You and the rest of the members of this community.

[halfpintcowboy.livejournal.com]

Is it really that hard to open a bottle?

You've got a built-in bottle opener in your face.

As for me, I stick to corks.

...And I'm still a frickin' cat.

;_;

Forget opening bottles, how the hell do you fire guns with paws?

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

...Why must you be inebriated?

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

It is with paws, and I'm not into guns.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Because it makes life more interesting.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

It will not kill you to be sober for a little while longer.

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

The effects of the virus should wear off soon.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Sure it will.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

And by that time I hope to be drunk as a skunk. I'll pass on the fur and the smell though.

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

...Skunks drink alcohol?

Well. How have you been occupying your time up to this point?

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Trying to open this bottle, wandering around with Kitty and laughing at the people stressing over their animals of choice.

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

Oh. So you have a companion.

My brother turned into a cat as well.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

He's probably not my type.

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

...Your "type"? As in, you believe you two are incompatible to be friends?

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

[[Same with me, I'm really soooory D:]]

If you want it that bad. [she opens the botle] Here it is.

But I don't think that alchohol is good for cats.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

...

You can be slow sometimes, you know that?

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

[[Okay, can she actually world hop?]]

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

LOl, you was right she can't open the bottle if she's not there. No,sorry Aoko can't worldhop XD

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

[[Okay so do you wanna go back and do another comment instead of that? XD]]

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

......

Hrmp. It is not intentional.