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[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

Attention odd community! My name is Meryl Stryfe a representative of the Bernadelli Insurance Society here on a goodwill mission! We're looking for an individual known as Vash The Stampede, or the Humanoid Typhoon! Any rumors of information of the man would be helpful. He's supposed to be a tall blond man in red with a gigantic weapon. A box of donuts is his if he comes forward. He's a liability the world can't afford!

Milly, are you around here!? We're on company time and I seriously doubt you're here looking for Vash! You can't just go off like that! Do you have anything to report or are you actually just goofing off?

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[friendincabin14.livejournal.com]

... The love and peace guy?

[maraich]

Vash is around here.

[bright-mirror.livejournal.com]

...Is he really that dangerous?

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

Love and Peace? I'm not sure what you're talking about, but if you have any information..I..uh, could offer you some donuts.

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

Ah! You know him then?!

[maraich]

He's that guy who likes snow.

[milk-assassin.livejournal.com]

Blond...wears red...Donuts?

...This sounds vaguely familiar.

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

Vash The Stampede is a danger to whoever and whatever he crosses! He leaves nothing but rubble and destruction behind him!

((I need some better Meryl Icons.>< ))

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

..He likes snow? Snow?

I guess I can add that to my list of rumors. Do you know anything else?

[friendincabin14.livejournal.com]

What d'you want information for?

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

Those are the rumors anyway, do you know of him?

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to find a dangerous man named, Vash.

[maraich]

He turns into a kitty sometimes and sits on women's laps.

[friendincabin14.livejournal.com]

He's not dangerous!

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

...Turns into a kitty?

[milk-assassin.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH! I REMEMBER!

He made this post with big huge sparkly font, and me and him talked a while about Love and Peace.

...Don't recall if he said his name was Vash though...

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

Not that dangerous?

He's a giant man in a red coat with a gigantic weapon. People and places alike crumble around his feet! He seems to not care what happens to anyone and on top of all of that, he's a womanizer of the worst kind!

[friendincabin14.livejournal.com]

No way! He's nice and he cares about people and he said all worlds are made of love and peace!

[bright-mirror.livejournal.com]

I've... met someone who fits your description, but I can't see him doing anything like that. Not purposefully, at any rate...

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

More love and peace? That doesn't make sense..

Well thank you anyway for the help..

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

I think we're thinking of two different people.

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

Not the same man, it can't be.

[friendincabin14.livejournal.com]

Well, he said his name was Vash, and he's tall and blond and wears red...

[milk-assassin.livejournal.com]

...Say uh, can I ask why he's called the Humanoid Typhoon?

[ooc:*finally has an excuse for Train to learn that huge bounty number*]

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

..Well that sounds like the rumors but theres no way he be the same man. Vash is a walking disaster, not some bleeding heart.