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[jungle-candy.livejournal.com]

This weather is awful. I can't exactly go hunting for my favourite meal when it's pouring with rain, can I? Guess this Calorie Mate will do for now.

Anyway, this is what Ocelot has been on? Interesting little place you have here. Perhaps it will entertain me too. I've got nothing in particular to do until later, anyway.

My name is Ivan. Major Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov. A pleasure. I'm sure we'll get along fine, but first, perhaps you should introduce yourself to me?

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[lickmyknife.livejournal.com]

...now this is very interesting. A familiar face but a name from the past...

[jungle-candy.livejournal.com]

It's rather impolite to leave a comment but no name, you know... and what do you mean, a name from the past?

[lickmyknife.livejournal.com]

My name is... Vamp. Somebody else will explain your question soon, I am sure...

[jungle-candy.livejournal.com]

Vamp? That sounds like a codename.

Hmm. I certainly hope so.

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's nice to meet you, Major Raikov. My name is Karen Minazuki.

[jungle-candy.livejournal.com]

How polite, Miss Karen. It's very nice to meet you, too.

[soundsofmyvoice.livejournal.com]

Why, hello there, Major Raikov! My name is Kyrie and I would like to welcome you to DramaDramaDuck. I do hope you enjoy your membership here! Just... take care, sometimes, this place gets a little... um, crazy?

Hunting...?

That said... could've sworn I've seen you once or twice before...

[jungle-candy.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, Miss Kyrie. What do you mean by crazy?

Yes, hunting. For food. I do enjoy python a lot, but I can't go find one in this weather!

[parddancer.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Triple-D, Major Raikov. My name is Nathaniel Glaison and it's a pleasure to meet you.

[soundsofmyvoice.livejournal.com]

And you! Um, well... there's these things... viruses? And... it causes people to act differently or just change appearences.

You eat s-snakes?

[jungle-candy.livejournal.com]

A pleasure, Mr. Nathaniel. It's nice to be welcomed in the proper manner.

[jungle-candy.livejournal.com]

Act differently? Change appearances? That can't be true. Such things don't happen in real life.

Yes, of course. It's nothing unusual.

[soundsofmyvoice.livejournal.com]

Yes! I know it's hard to believe, but it does happen. Every now and then. Not all get affected, though!

... o-okay.

[jungle-candy.livejournal.com]

I can't say I'm convinced, Miss Kyrie. I admit I have seen many unusual things, but that is going a little too far.

Now, now! Snake is very filling and nutritious!

[soundsofmyvoice.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised, Major. There's something about this community!

U-um, excuse me, but they don't look it... and they're scary!

[jungle-candy.livejournal.com]

...sure, Miss Kyrie.

I admit they don't look it, but they're very meaty and filling! Plus, they're only scary if you don't have a gun.

[soundsofmyvoice.livejournal.com]

Honestly! It may look like a normal online community, Major, but there's a lot more to it than meets the eye!

... Don't think I'd ever try one...! What do you eat with it? You shoot it?! I-I guess it's a quick death, so it doesn't suffer...

[jungle-candy.livejournal.com]

I guess I'll find out soon enough if that's true.

I don't tend to eat anything with it. I might have some of those new instant noodle meals afterwards, but that's all. And yes, I do. One bullet through the head, and it's gone.

[soundsofmyvoice.livejournal.com]

Good luck, Major.

... Noodles are great.

[jungle-candy.livejournal.com]

They are quite tasty. Quite the nice little invention!

[soundsofmyvoice.livejournal.com]

They most certainly are!

It was nice talking to you, Major Raikov. You take care, now!

[doctor-nerd.livejournal.com]

Hello..Major. You know Ocelot?

[jungle-candy.livejournal.com]

I do indeed know an Ocelot. And who might you be?

[doctor-nerd.livejournal.com]

Ah,you can call me Otacon.

Sorry for the abruptness. I've had some run ins with the man lately..

[jungle-candy.livejournal.com]

Apology accepted, Otacon.

Indeed? Has the good Major been causing trouble? That doesn't surprise me.