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[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

So, on my "vacation," I've been looking around, un. Apparently there's this professional trainer guy here, un. I'm thinking about contacting him, un. I have a feeling he could REALLY help me with my partner, un. MAYBE THIS IS A SOLUTION TO MY HEADACHE. UUUUGH. Finally.


http://www.cesarmillaninc.com/

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[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

[sketchpad-s-a.livejournal.com]

You consider your partner as a dog?

...I hate dogs.

[weapons-fetish.livejournal.com]

Or maybe you just need some time apart. It seems even you evil bastards can't stand one another for too long.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

Wow. Thanks Tenten, that's really thoughtful advice, un.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[weapons-fetish.livejournal.com]

Better than dragging another guy in to deal with your problems. I feel sorry for the poor man already.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

I contacted him Tobi, un. He's worldhopping to the base in a few days, un.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

[sketchpad-s-a.livejournal.com]

How considerate of you.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

Why are you being such a bitch?

Wait. Never mind. You're from Konoha.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

I know, un. I always look out for his wellbeing.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

YES Tobi. We need to work out our differences. You've been sooooooooo annoying as of recent, un. Millan-senpai says that I need to take you for more walks, un.

[weapons-fetish.livejournal.com]

And why are you such a royal asshole?

Oh wait, you're in Akatsuki. Never mind.

[sketchpad-s-a.livejournal.com]

Truly like a pet owner.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

You... think I'm annoying?!

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

......

You don't deserve to have a partner.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

Sometimes Tobi, un. I think this Millan-senpai could be really could for us!

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

He's not my pet, un. He's an actual person, duh.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

Whatever. You're just pissed because you don't know our real plans, un. We're just amazing like that.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

Yes I do.

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

To think I actually feel pity for Tobi.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

You've been warming up to him A LOT recently Gaara, un. You better not rape him too.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

SENPAI I WAS NOT RAPED!!!

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

Not yet, un.

WATCH OUT.

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

Idiot. I have no such interest in him. Nor you.

The fact that we have three threads of these two arguing kills me.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

That's not what you JUST told me, un.

Is that bad? D8

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

What kind of nonsense are you spewing?

No. It makes me lol so hard.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

You were just implying that you actually care about my partner, un. THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.

XD Deidara and Gaara are BFFs, can't you tell? 8l

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

No, you are incorrect. I stated that I felt pity for him.

U NO IT

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

You're just jealous because he's partners with an amazing artist, un.

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

Amazing by a child's standards, perhaps.

There are many other people I would rather have for a partner than you.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

Oh like Matsuri, un? Wow. How original.

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

...Matsuri is none of your concern.