[Voice]

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

[Said in a dry, almost robotic monotone]

Dance, monkeys. Dance for my amusement.

Comments

[me-king.livejournal.com]

Me Grimlock no monkey and me no dance!

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

But you'd look so cute in a pink tutu.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

How about you dance for me?

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

That would certainly gouge a few eyes out.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

It probably would. But we all can't have my looks!

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

...You can find entertainment around the Internet.

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

But it's so much more fun to harass random people on the Internet.

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Some people have brains instead.

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

Hmm. So you consider that entertaining.

[me-king.livejournal.com]

THE SLAG!? Me Grimlock no wear pink or tutu! What me look like!? Femme bot!?

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

Well, you do have a certain feminine charm about you...

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

The clown with his pants falling down
Or the dance that's a dream of romance
Or the scene where the villain is mean.
That's entertainment.

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

...Are you reciting poetry?

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Some people just don't know good music when they hear it.

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

I only listen to music occasionally.

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

I happen to have both. Only fourteen and I hold a college degree.

[me-king.livejournal.com]

LIKE SLAG ME DO!!!!

[shinji-eva.livejournal.com]

Not really good at dancing.

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

You're cute when you're angry.

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

All the more reason to do it. What's the point in making a fool of yourself if there's not a big crowd to witness it?

[shinji-eva.livejournal.com]

W-well,..I rather not make a fool of myself. Don't really like to have people laughing at me.

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

And yet you never learned modesty.

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

Why not? People are gonna laugh at you anyway. You might as well give them a valid reason to.

[bertiewwooster.livejournal.com]

Monkey? I don't know who you are, my good filly, but Bertram Wilberforce Wooster is no bally monkey!

[shinji-eva.livejournal.com]

It just..makes me feel bad when I get laughed at or picked on.

[dufuspinkanus.livejournal.com]

Uhm, but I'm not a monkey. I'm a rat. Does that mean I can't wear my tapping shoes?

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

Of course you can. Dancing rats are even funnier than dancing monkeys.

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

Learn to laugh at yourself, kid. It makes things easier.

[shinji-eva.livejournal.com]

It's not that simple...

[blackswordsmen.livejournal.com]

The hell is a monkey?

[dufuspinkanus.livejournal.com]

Ok, hahahahaha, here it goes!

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Zort! It's kind of hard to dance on the keyboard. Where did all those funny letters come from?

[me-king.livejournal.com]

Me Grimlock no cute! Me king!

You really weird squishy.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

Only if you play GOOD MUSIC.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Foxtrot or Tango?

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

How about an Irish jig?

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

Beatles or Beethoven?

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

LOVERBOY.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Hard to do for a cat.

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

... How long are you gonna be stuck like that?

[humblepoise.livejournal.com]

...Pardon?

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

You heard me.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

No idea, if I knew then I'd be getting it fixed.

[humblepoise.livejournal.com]

And how many people have you gotten thus far to fulfill such a demand for you?

[miserlychick.livejournal.com]

None yet, but it's always worth trying.