dramadramaduck | (no subject)

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Hey ~ I have a favor.

I want the pants that the lead singer is wearing ~ care to help? I already have the corsets and the tops, but I tend to go shopping for someone else when I go shopping for myself ~

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It's hard to find a good pair of vinyl pants, in this world.

It's a lot better if you mute it first.

I trust you've calmed yourself down now?

You'd think that people appreciate the good use of vinyl and leather.

That was not what I was asking, but sure!

Me? Oh yeah.

Well, that's certainly good to hear.

I'll take that without the sarcasm, but thanks, honey. ♥

Oh no, I wasn't being sarcastic. It is quite irritating to deal with people who are too weak to even control themselves.

At least I don't need three people trying to find me a hospital when I get get shot.

Because I'm sure your world is equipped with the knowledge and technology to deal with such an issue.

And if I recall correctly, there was only one.

Yeah, all I need to do is pull it out with a knife, and I'm fine. Different biology, sweetie. But, whatever, you're the one that is so badass.

At least I'm human.

... so?

Which is obviously better than... ugh, whatever you are.

Leather, I can understand. I do wear it, after all.

... uh-huh, sure. I'll take your word for it.

Excellent.

I do like a man that knows his conventional pants.

Great, have a nice day.

... uhm, what makes you think that, miss?

The fact that humans are superior, naturally.

And it's "your highness", not "miss".

I'm very sorry, Your Highness! But ... I happen to think that humans and "demons" are just the same in their own special ways.

No.

Why do you think that?

Because I know that humans are superior.

... but how do you know that humans are superior?

Because of all that we can accomplish that animals- non-humans, that is, including "demons"- can't.

This conversation is pointless. Good day.

... that isn't true. Wolfram, Gwendel and Gunther can do everything that humans can do.

~~You just insulted my entire Kingdom~~. Have a good day to you as well!

A known bad guy just has to have black leather, you know?

hm, an automatic pants-remover... what a wonderful project for me...

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