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[maraich]

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Any doctors here that specialize in... medical oddities?

[OOC: Maraich will be lying to the majority of people who ask, unless he thinks he wouldn't be able to hide the truth for some reason. Assuming this is happening after Hakuba has visited.]

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

... I know a few. Why?

[hellwithethics.livejournal.com]

Medical oddities?

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[maraich]

How good are they?

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[maraich]

Like, something you probably wouldn't see anywhere else kind.

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

He's the best of the best.

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[maraich]

Can he deal with something that's never been seen or recorded before, ever?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Define "never been seen or recorded before".

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[maraich]

And how much would it cost?

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[hellwithethics.livejournal.com]

You'll have to be more specific than that.

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[maraich]

Umm, like, maybe something that usually girls do but guys never do but in this case a guy does... do.

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Depends on the ailment. If it's nothing we've seen before, we'll do it for free.

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[maraich]

Even extended care?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Only if it is a medical anomaly.

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[maraich]

Well, it's sort of common but not common.

Like, what if someone had something that usually old people get, but they're only 15? Would that count?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Not really, we've had such cases before.

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[maraich]

So it wouldn't count then if it just happened to a person it doesn't usually happen to...?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I think if it happens the first time, that it's probably wrong in the first place.

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[maraich]

What do you mean?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Well, the human body has a natural biological clock for one. Also, there are some conditions that can only occur when you're a certain age.

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[maraich]

You mean you think the diagnosis is wrong?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Not neccesarily, like I said, it happens. I'm going to refer you to Doctor House.

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[maraich]

Who is he? Is he around here?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

He is! Yes.

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[maraich]

I need to talk to him, then.

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[hellwithethics.livejournal.com]

What.

Your vagueness implies that you're wasting my time. Either spit it out or go harass someone else.