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[didnotkillsanta.livejournal.com]

Here's a question for all of you.

Is growing facial hair and gaining extra weight a normal side effect to one of these viruses?

And thanks for the clothes and ride home again, Jacky.

^{(The answer of course is 'No' he's just changing more himself even if he was a dog)}

Comments

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

... you turned into a Dwarf?

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

No, it has nothing to do with the virus and regradless of what they say, Bally Total Fitness does not take it off. Believe me I tried [Hackable]

So... Am I still a 'Spock' fan to you? Or... Prehaps an elf?

[didnotkillsanta.livejournal.com]

No, I turned into a dog. The question what am I turning into now?
It has to be a side effect.

A dwarf? I'm not shrinking in size. Yet at the least [Hackable]

[didnotkillsanta.livejournal.com]

Ah ha and you would know that how? [Hackable]

Spock fan of course not. Elf?... I don't think so..

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

How many times do I... Oh, I never did tell exactly what happened did I?

Why not an elf?

[didnotkillsanta.livejournal.com]

No, I don't think you did

Oh, let's see. Oh, yeah. You're tall for one and you're old.

All the elves I seen are youthful and short looking.

1/?

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Well I --

2/?

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

WHAT?!

3/3

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Well, why don't you wait till you grow pointy ears and are tubby and hairy looking! We'll see who's old and tall then!

Your days are NUMBERED FATTY!

I swear peolpe are elfiest [Hackable]

[User Logged Off]

[didnotkillsanta.livejournal.com]

O K then... Right...

[ciaohospitals.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's called middle age, man.

[didnotkillsanta.livejournal.com]

Sure catches up with you quickly. Oooooooooofff

Like overnight.

[ciaohospitals.livejournal.com]

Fucking hyperbole. Know what that means?

[didnotkillsanta.livejournal.com]

I'm not exaggerating. I didn't go to bed like this.

I would had noticed it I think.

[ciaohospitals.livejournal.com]

Maybe...

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

[User Re Signed On]

Calvin. Do us all a favor and SHUT UP

Before I get a silver hair... If I haven't gotten one already from you

Now if you excuse me I need to go freeze something. Even if I would just love that something to be you

[User Logged off]

^{(all strikes hackable)}

[didnotkillsanta.livejournal.com]

I think I would have. Trust me on that one, ok?

[ciaohospitals.livejournal.com]

Hey man, if you say so.

[didnotkillsanta.livejournal.com]

This is ridiculous. Odder things have happened around here.
Why is this so hard to believe?

[ciaohospitals.livejournal.com]

Honestly?

It's funny to watch you squirm.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

[User re sign on]

Honestly, it's becoming more frustrating rather then entertaining anymore.

[didnotkillsanta.livejournal.com]

I don't think she was addressing you.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

I don't care.
She wasn't sitting on your lap so therefore I am allowed to interrupt!

[ciaohospitals.livejournal.com]

Hey, maybe for you. I'm just a fucking bystander.

[didnotkillsanta.livejournal.com]

Don't listen to him, alright? He's just.. Just really...
[Does screw ball sign] Yeah.

And it's not funny. I feel like I'm retaining water.