from the desk of colonel volgin

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

All right, listen up, I don't have all day.

I'm seeking information on how to create a machine that will allow me to preform the action known as "World Hopping." If any of you are scientists or engineers, report what information you might have on building such a device.

If you are willing and have the transportation to get here, I can set you up in the worker's quarters of Graninny Gorki or if your prowess is impressive enough, in Groznyj Grad. You will receive food and pay for your work, of course. I do, however, demand that you're quick about it, as I am a very busy man. However, prove yourself capable and you will be rewarded appropriately.

Failure, however, will be looked upon with much less generosity...

((Volgin's not looking for a worldhop, just a machine to do it with should he so desire. You know, for something like... sending flowers to sick children. Not kidnapping anyone who looks like Raikov. Nope. Nuh-uh. No siree.))

Comments

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Looking for some kind of machine thingy huh?

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

I'm not looking for one so much as looking for people to build me one.

Unless you are aware of where I can obtain one. I don't mind if it's by force. In fact I'd almost prefer it, heh.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

I might just be. What're you willing to pay for it?

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Name your price.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Sackful of babies! Preferably alive.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Is that all?

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

What? Think I could get more?

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

I think you underestimate who you're dealing with.

I'm too busy to go around collecting for you, so why don't you just come here and take your pick from some of the villages in the area. You seem like a destructive fellow.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Ohoho. All of the way to jolly old Russia?

Do you mind if I take some skulls, various other body parts? Do your people have any resistances to lightning, fire, ice?

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Personally? Yes, I have quite a resistance... no, a love of... lightning and electricity. As for the locals... well... they don't.

Take what you will, but leave some for me. I have to get new workers somewhere.

And in return... you'll help me acquire a device that allows for World Hopping?

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Huh? Oh, yeah sure, device-thing. Sure.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Gutless lying bastard... Well, even if you don't, I've been meaning to take care of some of the local population that's been getting a little curious of my recent activities. You'll be doing me a favor at any rate.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

I'm not in the business of doing favors! I'm in the business of messily murdering people in any way shape or form possible, I say good day to you sir!

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Hm. Your loss. And here I was going to be nice and let you kill all you could for free.

Oh well. Better luck next time.

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

You cannot merely kill Russian citizens because you see fit, sir.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

They are a threat to our work on the Shagohod, and unless you can convince me to make them work for me or that they are not a threat, then I don't see why not, Major.

It is not a duty I take pleasure in ((*cough*bullshit*cough*)) but it must be done.

((Aww, I'm sorry Mal. Though admittedly its like... 10:20 and it's as cold as Russia over here...))