You plebeians are probably aware that I've been missing for a while. I'm talkin' days. Literally days of absence. And in all likelihood, each and every one of you has been counting down the seconds until my return.
Well the countdown is officially over, baby. From now on, instead of counting down, you'll be counting up! Way up! And you wanna know why? Because I've been filmin' a movie! That's right! Master Shake has himself a feature film! And I know you're all dying to see some exclusive footage. But I ain't got none. All I got is the trailer, which looks like it was edited together by a bunch of orangutans on acid. I'm barely even in the thing, that's how misleading it is. I mean, this is MY masterpiece. I wouldn't be surprised if I didn't take home all the Academy Awards this year. Even the ones that I'm not qualified for. That's just how important this film, and my contribution to it, is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJr8WRwQ83M
I demand that you all watch the movie and give it as many stars as there are in the night sky. And that is an infinite number of stars. Trust me, I counted 'em. They're up there. Watching us.
From space, no less.
Well the countdown is officially over, baby. From now on, instead of counting down, you'll be counting up! Way up! And you wanna know why? Because I've been filmin' a movie! That's right! Master Shake has himself a feature film! And I know you're all dying to see some exclusive footage. But I ain't got none. All I got is the trailer, which looks like it was edited together by a bunch of orangutans on acid. I'm barely even in the thing, that's how misleading it is. I mean, this is MY masterpiece. I wouldn't be surprised if I didn't take home all the Academy Awards this year. Even the ones that I'm not qualified for. That's just how important this film, and my contribution to it, is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJr8WRwQ83M
I demand that you all watch the movie and give it as many stars as there are in the night sky. And that is an infinite number of stars. Trust me, I counted 'em. They're up there. Watching us.
From space, no less.
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