So a few of you here have switched bodies, eh? That's hilarious, honestly, I'm almost about to break out laughing. So, how is everyone? I haven't been here in awhile?


Hey, Master? ...I think I want to come home now. I-I miss you.

I was walking in the place with the thingy and it was all flying and then I tried to float but there was no not-soild-but-is stuff to keep me up so I fell but the castle thingy caught me and now I'm walking around but not cuz I was writing this thingy but I was walking around and i found stuff that was all shiny and thre were pieces of sthe stuff everywhere in the thing.

So now the cups aren't full of breasts cuz the plates ate the milk. And... umm... Yeah...

I'm back in my own body. What a relief~ no heart again, proper equipment~ portals!

A serious question here. How the hell do you men deal with having penises? They get in the way. They catch in zippers. It's just awkward.


Marluxia. Get over here- I'm back at Villain's Vale now. Something I need to talk to you about.

How wonderful it is to have my body back~ Mr. Aziriphale, I must ask though, how did the lunch date with Hades and his lovely wife fare?

This seems a lovely time to smite Loki for this wonderful act of mischief.