... Does anyone know what I should get Kadaj for our anniversary? If anyone mentions JENOVA, I will make sure they weep.

Woooow, this is the online adventurer's society, dramadramaduck? Look at all the adventurers, Puffy!

Anyway, it wouldn't be polite if I didn't introduce myself. My name is Sue, and the "adventurer extraordinaire" is my friend, Justin. I bet Justin could learn a few things from the adventurers here. I just hope the person running this community isn't like that creepy Mr. Pakon, YUCK!

Speaking of Justin, so this is where you've been! Justin, aren't you supposed to be helping Aunt Lilly? She isn't going to be too pleased when she finds out you're "adventuring" on the computer instead of helping in the kitchen.

Hello my name is Gaignun Kukai Jr. But you can jsut call me Jr. I hope to make some cool friends on here. Oh and by the way I'm not a kid.

This is quite a suprise that I have an account on this cesspool. It seems that President ShinRa has decided to actually take action regarding information that ShinRa has. I'm even more suprised that there were no bribes involved; he may be actually getting progress done. However, I seem to have a stalker of roughly 6 feet and bright white hair. Get rid of him, now. How lovely to see how the employees of ShinRa are here playing rather than working. The President does not pay you to play on the computer. In case you have forgotten, we have some terrorists on the loose trying to kill the President, two missing SOLDIERS and one General that has gone ballistic. Fix it, I'm not here to play babysitter to a bunch of idiots.

Dramadramaduck. Wait till I tell Sue about this place!!

The name's Justin, adventurer extraordinaire.
It's great to meet you all :D
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...this is the community for adventurers, right?

I HAVE A MIGRAINE

I've tried every incantation and cantrip I know but it continues to pound away in my skull. Also, I have an urge to eat a cow. I don't believe it, an entire cow! Hooves, tail, bones, ears the WHOLE thing...

I think there was something in those herbs... I need to fix this before Locklear comes back, any ideas would be welcomed.

((OOC: Whaaat? IT WAS SLOW!))

You're all parasites upon your worlds and only kill it from the inside out. Discuss.

KAY SO, LIKE SOMEONE MADE A VIDEO OF ME AND STUCK IT ON YOUTUBE...BUT...WHERE ARE THE NACHOS?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D65qudy5tnA


DON'T YOU ALL FIND THE JUSTICE SYSTEM FASCINATING?