Greetings, community!

I am here to request your help in a delicate matter of the heart! I have recently presented my dearest Sakura-chan with a tangible object embodying my affections towards her, an exquisite passion-fruit souffle! However, she refused it, claiming that such a dish would "make her fat like that pig Ino." (Certainly, this is a most unjust statement, as both kunoichi are lovely and slender as young spring trees!)

I have been crushed, but my ninja way demands that I try and try again! Have you all any recommendations for dishes or sweets with which to continue my pitching of woo?

Ok, so Xuchilbara is saying that things to me that make no sense. I got really bored and I was thinking. There's alot of different worlds, and I'm sure all these worlds have Gods and such! I asked Xuchilbara about it, and he just chained me to the wall and started whipping me. He screamed at me for doubting ourselves. I just giggled and laughed, cause Xuchilbara likes hurting people, and if that makes him happy then I'm happy too!

Oh, so I have a few questions for everyone. Who are the Gods of your world? Do you worship them, and what are they God of?

I'm still growing...

Alright you primitive screwheads listen up... I'm gonna keep this short as possible, I don't care WHAT you all do, Just keep the hell away from me! Ya got that?! Hmm?

That said where the hell am I now? This doesn't look anything like S-Mart, Shit...Someone just tell me there aren't any deadite bastards hanging 'round here already! It's bad enough I gotta read your crap and learn all about you guys...All I freakin' want is to get home and from the looks of this isn't it!

Hey, hey hey, does anyone know how to cook bunnies?

Hey everyone, it's great to be here! Even though, I'm not really here you, 'cuz really I'm sitting in a broom closet in front of this funny book. I'm actually supposed to be cleaning 'cause today I wasn't listening in Mr. Cat's Ballet class 'cause I was thinking 'bout other things and I guess I wasn't doing my positions very good and he was all like "Ms. Ahiru if you don't pay better attention in class, I'LL HAVE YOU MARRY ME!!"

So then I was all like "NOOO, I'll listen better I promise!" but he still made me clean up the entire class room after school and so I was in the broom closet looking for a broom because that's what you find in broom closets but instead I found this thing and typed in the word "Duck" and here I was!

Oh! I'm sorry, I was babbling on and on, I tend to do that, I'm such a bird brain sometimes! My name is Ahiru, like I said, and I really think this place is cool even though though I can just hear Fakir saying "Idiot, don't waste your time on such useless things."

Ah! I was babbling again! I'll just stop now, ahahahaha.....

((Out for a bit guys, be back soon!)) back!

My deepest apologizes for not being as active as I should be. I fear that I have fallen slightly under the weather and I am currently in Transit from the Empire to the Vatican.

...Everyone here seems very interested in each other's business...

Don't any of you get sick of all this drama?

It's the technological genius! My name is Koji. I am living in New York while I work on my new spaceship design. Stan comes up to help me, when he is not chasing women around. -_- My other friends are Eva, Aikka, Jordan, and Don Wei. Don is my boss. Eva, his daughter is spunk and beautiful. She has caused us much worry and grief, but it is worth it.
I am KOJI, Skittle Lord!

Girlfriend problems:
People complaining about girlfriend problems:
People complaining about people complaining about girlfriend problems:

That's all.

(Also, if anyone would like to sign up for magic classes, please let me know!)

So this is where you are spending all of your time recently Ed? Well at least this place won't break your automail.

Unless this place is the reason why you have been needing my help recently? If you dare cause any more damage to your automail I swear I'll--

Anyway, enough about that. Hello, my name is Winry! I am a mechanic, and I love what I do. Right now I am learning how to become a better mechanic, and I am having a great time helping my customers and taking care of them.

If any of you need my assistance with any kind of mechanical problems, feel free to ask.