I rarely say something is fucking awesome (actually fucking is awesome), but this is fucking awesome

Hm, this community looks like an easy place to end my boredom that, and there are probably many just begging to be manipulated~. Oh, and I see Esther is here as well? Esther, Esther, Esther~ how have you been, darling? Been in trouble recently, dear? You know I love that~~

Hopefully I'll be able to make some real friends here to mess with and manage not to have my pants eaten by that odd goat mascot what the hell?.

Oh, I almost forgot! My name's Dietrich von Lohengrin, it's an amazing pleasure to meet all of you! As long as you're stupid or driven by revenge~

(OOC: Strikeout UNREADABLE. Don't ruin his fun! And, to everyone else from TB canon, Dietrich remembers you, he's just messing with you. XD)

WE ARE PUZ-ZLED BY THE AT-TI-TUDE OF THIS COM-MUN-ITY. WE IN-FORM YOU OF A GEN-OC-IDAL MAD-MAN LOOSE AM-ONG YOU, AND YET YOU DO NO-THING.

WELL, HERE IS YOUR RE-WARD, WHO-EVER'S WORLD THIS MAY BE.

THE DOC-TOR, KNOWN TER-ROR-IST

IT HAS BE-GUN. WE DID TRY TO WARN YOU.


((Clicking on the link takes you to a short video clip off of the BBC. It'll shrink your browser window, but DO NOT PANIC. It will come back.))

If I never post again it's because I'm dead. But they won't get away from me THIS time, those fuckers.

I'll take them into the Nine Hells WITH ME!

I AM JUSTICE!

((OOC: So yeah, remember the time Silver investigated Lake Rage? He just learned the truth about it. Further explanation goes here.))

Whoop-dee-fucking-doo, lameass~

...Damn. That's going to be stuck in my head the rest of the day.


And Jack? The original is pretty damn amusing itself~ Nice song.

Could someone please provide Dr. House with transportation up to the ARK?

( Locked to House )

( Locked to Alize )

You know, it seems like there's a lot of- tension here. Drama. Sparkle-infested posts directed at only one person on a huge community (Yunalesca's right, that's pretty stupid.)

I declare this the Official Dramadramaduck Rant Post. Be loud, be sparkly, be anonymous if you want. Let it all out. :) And then start posting something worthwhile already.

I severely dislike asking for help, but it looks like there's no choice.

I require assistance getting JENOVA to leave Rufus alone. Quite simply, she has taken up residence in Rufus's living space, and must be evicted.

...she's also making him extremely sick.

As such, I need items that are anathema to JENOVA, such as the holy water used to cure the Geostigma that infected the community previously.

And Aeris...he's requested to see you personally.

Thank you for your time and concern.