If I have to hear Yunalesca ask for a peanut butter, jelly and Chocobo sandwich one more time, I swear, I'll crack out the Heal Materia and cut that baby out of her myself.

All I've been doing for the past two months is running around cleaning the place up for the fiftieth time, washing her feet and preparing the most disgusting snack foods imaginable because she's about the size of a house now and all she does it sit there all day like a beached whale ordering me around. I haven't been allowed online at all in case I start looking at porn again-

Damn, I've gotta go. I think I hear her calling me.

Uhm.

That Mephiles person. He's... I don't think he can be trusted.

When I spoke to him, he threatened me, and... he posted this on his journal. I think he's... I think he's mocking me...

I'm scared...

Anybody here got any jobs they need done that they'll pay for? I could use a little extra cash.

I'm...curious.

What does the concept of "good and evil" mean to you, dear members of Drama Drama Duck? Do you really think that people and their actions can be classified as righteous or unjust? Seeing the world in shades of grey rather than black and white...do you think that is possible, too?