Toph and I...we were attacked and separated from our friends. It's just her and I, but...when we were attacked, something happened...Toph's leg was broken. Please, can someone tell me what to do? I know I have to set her leg back in place but I don't know how...please hurry, she's in a lot of pain..!

EDIT: Okay, I've gotten lots of good advice. I'm going to try and set Toph's leg now. Be back later.

EDIT 2: Back. Toph's okay now. Sort of. Her leg's been set but she's in pain and she's not happy.

((OOC: This is for a little event between Toph and Aang. XD Also if I may, please no actual pics of broken legs or anything...my physical tolerance for graphic images like that is very very limited.
The edit there means a short IC hiatus while Aang sets Toph's leg. Aang will probably get back to everyone come tomorrow.
AAAAAND he's back.))

[In fact anyone who replied to this and this thread are locked out]

I find it so sad that some members of this community find the need to spread senseless lies about other members. Even more-so when they take an innocent post and apply their insane paranoia to it as well.

I also find myself in need of finding a new locale to stay in, it's no longer safe for me to remain in Crisis City. Any suggestions, oh DramaDramaDuck?

Dr. Komui? Are you still willing to take a look at my legs?

us think us are have crush on Operator.

us are go to Earth yesterday to take grammar module back and punching Mechanic in face for selling me faulty goods. Operator are there, all wired up to computer. CATS are see all his cybernetic ports are coming out of the back of his head (he are not have cyber-hair like me), he are look so sexy. he are wave at me and smile and accidentally make signal for Zig to move and it are crashing into asteroid.

wtf are CATS do?
CATS not sure CATS' feeling are genuine. Operator are cool guy, but are still human. CATS not think he can experience all different cybernetic channels CATS can, so how we even are communicate properly?

also CATS are kind of on opposite side of war...

Congratulations, Yunalesca and Kadaj! :D
Twins, huh? Wow, no one was expecting that. (Uh, that's a pun, isn't it. Sorry.) I bet they're so cute~~~ uh, would you mind if I came to see them sometime?

- we never did have that party! :O I'd still offer to host one, but I'm not sure Sora and Kairi would be up to it since Riku's still gone.
(Is it true that he was at the Mascorrida? I heard rumors.)


Also, I, uh, seem to be a boy now. Has anyone else swapped genders? It might be another one of those weird community-wide things.

It's very awkward.

HOLY SHIT.

I HAVE A PENIS.

(Lulz. No icons. Just imagine she's a guy. XD)

Explain. Now.

... Tifa, how the hell do you see past these things.

Hello Ducks of Drama!

You may have noticed a few strange occurrences in your respective universes today. Power outages, explosions, temporal loops not that any of you would've noticed if you had, et cetera. Well, like many of the multiverse's numerous ills, this one can be blamed on humans. Yes, it seems during the course of a top-secret project at Starfleet Command's Center for Science Ops - a project which amusingly enough to me involved quantum superstring material - there was a containment breach. And as often happens when you pluck superstrings out of the fabric of spacetime, this caused a wide-scale (but very narrow) spacial scission, displacing the subspace field across several timelines and subsequently disrupting technological devices. Because Starfleet Command in every timeline is located in San Francisco, the scission originated there in every universe, even the ones it doesn't exist in.

Now for those in the audience not well-versed in temporal mechanics: A string in the Big Persian Rug of the Multiverse got snagged. Clear enough for you?

But not to worry, things have been taken care of! You all got off lucky you know, you've no idea the kind of havoc this wreaked in some of the other timelines! Sacrifices must always be made in these kinds of situations... anyhow.

I TOOK TIME FROM MY BUSY DAY TO HELP FIX IT. I DEMAND COMPENSATION BY WAY OF GUMMI WORMS AND CAKE.

Edit: I don't care about your genitalia and what it may or may not look like. This is not my fault, and I WON'T FIX IT. You can all thank Rufus ShinRa for making sure of that. Hmph.

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Denzel! Cut it out! Give me back the keyboard, you jerk, I told you! I'm the one who gets to mess with Tifa's computer!

[grins]

Oh, hey, what's this? She's been talking to Cloud and not telling us!?

...Why are people talking about their yoohoos? What kind of community is Tifa ON?

[[OSHITZ! Explanation; Marlene snuck onto Tifa's computer! Corrupt as you see fit.]]

WHAT THE HELL? WHY AM I BLEEDING OUT OF MY ASS?

....Holy fuck, my eyes are half the size of my face---AND MY SISTER DID NOT JUST TIE MY HAIR IN PIG TAILS.



WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?


((Yes, I know it's Shana. >>;;;))