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Well played-- white captured black's rook and knight in a record number of moves. Very well-played.


If this is meant to be the endgame, so be it. I suggest that you not get too...comfortable in the meanwhile.




[[A voice, a voice! My kingdom for Alessandro Juliani's voice! Instead, L used a voice scrambler.]]

Garnet, Zidane... I apologize for all the ghosts of shinobi that have been arriving in the past few days, as well as those of my parents....

Edit: Oh shit... Gatou too? How did I forget Zabuza-san saying he had killed him? How am I going to explain any of this....

((Strike hackable.))

... why is everyone attacking the GUARDIAN colony?

I hate being in the infirmary. Nobody ever tells me what's going on. I'm still disconnected from Central Command because of my breakdowns so I can't even receive orders.
The world doesn't make sense. That hero-GUARDIAN, Ethan, tried to murder the President. Not that I care about GUARDIANs, but it surprised me. Isn't he practically a saint? Mootoab's practically overrun with SEED even though we purified the bastards years ago. We even have to burn down villages with people still in them, which I wasn't programmed to do just last week. A human guy from one of the non-purestrain units even told me that Central Command was faulty. If you see him, by the way, could you punch him in the face for me? I was going to, but I'm still strapped to the bed and he escaped.

((OOC: my copy arrived!))

One moment I’m reading the news and the next, I’m here after Crookshanks runs across the keyboard.  Now he’s expecting me to go get his dinner.  I wouldn’t be surprised if he did that on purpose.  I guess I should expect that from a kneazle/cat breed.

I'm sorry, I should introduce myself.  I'm Hermione Granger.  Could someone please explain what ducks have to do with any of this?

 

...You don't understand!

- He's not a Barbarian!

I'm not a child anymore...

Daddy it doesn't matter!

I'M GOING TO GET THROUGH TO YOU ARIEL AND IF THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THEN SO BE IT!

No...NO DADDY! STOP IT! NO! DADDY!


[Sounds of sobbing and crying follow soon after random explosions and sounds of things breaking]

DORAMA DORAMA DUCK?

Oh~ What a cute website! Hello, "Drama Drama Duck"! It's nice to meet you! My name is Yuiko Hawatari!

Gosh, I'm so terrible with computers! Haha! I wonder if I could get Ritsuka-kun to help me? It's alright, though! I'm learning from Papa! It's all very confusing.

Um... What was a heart again? Oh! That's right! ♥! ♥♥♥~

A--Ah! I have to help Mama in the kitchen now. I'll be right back! ♥

Aaaghhh! How could this be happening?! Why? Why?! Nothing is going right lately! I swear! On top of all the crazy ridiculous things occurring in the community, that foul twisted evil Prince has gotten himself a castle! A CASTLE! He found it right in the middle of Ceras Lake! HOW COME NO ONE ELSE KNEW ABOUT THIS PLACE!? HUH!?

HMPH! I need a vacation. All of this is giving me a headache! You are all giving me a headache! And Jack! I'm still mad at you! I don't appreciate being lied to! >( I... I can't believe you would go and do something like that. ARGH!

....

If anyone would like to visit me, I'm going to be in Yashuna Village visiting their hot springs. They're very relaxing and can hopefully help me clear my mind.

It'd be wonderful if the Prince stopped by while I'm there. I have a marvelously fantastic gift for him.

Yours Dearly and Sincerely,
The Great Euram Barows

I was looking at my roomate's "computer" as she calls this stragne box and i decided to poke around.... so here i am!!! 
HIIIIIIII!!!!!!! My name is Galinda Uppland, from the Upper Upland!!
I go to Shiz U, and Madame Morrible seems like she doesn't know who I am!
Anway, Made lots of friends (popular, Duh!)..... and i have  a roomate
she's um how do i say it? she's green.... eh.... strange....
So what are your names?  

A place where worlds collide and dimensions cross. I almost find this hard to believe. There are many people connected here, and a few are familiar faces. I haven't yet completely decided if this is worth keeping up with. It seems fairly useless, then again, perhaps I can find some use for it. For taking notes, perhaps? I do so hate pointless things.

This may seem pointless, but indulge me by introducing yourselves to me. I want to know more about you.

( Locked -- Unhackable )

So, sorry everyone, I know you've missed my presence, however, I've been busy working on a new book, entitled;

"How to commit suicide as a wizard. Go out with a bang!"

NEW WAND! RAZOR INCLUDED!

So, what have I missed.


And why do I have this feeling of being watched lately 

oh god whatever god there may be out there

he's back

he's here with me

and he won't stop mocking me

i betrayed her and i know it but the past is the past

and i thought he left ohtori

but he's here

get me OUT OF HERE

Somebody out there... anyone with healing abilities or medical knowledge...

Please, we need your help. Right now, if possible! Kaye... she promised she would worldhop you.

Kratos had a blade thrust through his shoulder. I've cleaned the wound and bandaged it but I can't do anything else! Its too wide for stitchings... that's as far as I can work.

Please help us! He needs help soon!

.... Accessing ShinRa TelNet
user: 001 [ronald_shinra]

...

>>>> USER DOES NOT EXIST

... Accessing ShinRa TelNet

user: 001 [rufus_shinra]
password: *******

Welcome, Rufus ShinRa

-------------------

Kekeke, I've seen him do it a thousand times, and I can do it again. Hah! The boy always thought that I was stupid, even till the very end. Didn't even realize that I knew that he sent AVALANCHE after me so many times. Ironic, don't you think that you General Sephiroth used to protect me, then you stab me in the back. The chance to haunt him? Priceless! Arrogant boy, I should have taken care of you in Junon- have you locked away from treason.

Kekekeke! Destroy my painting just to make that angel thing hear my screams? Destroy everything that I created for him? This is how he repays me?

Money generates fear, not the other way around, you simpletons! I'll destroy everything he worked so hard to rebuild. Then, ShinRa can die with the rightful president - Me.

[ooc: Ruffles is sick and Daddy will play.]

This may sound like a strange question, but...

What's a 'shinigami'?

...So uh, is there something going on that has people riled up? Ghosts?


[ooc: Totally oblivious to the ghost overspill because he's used to them around him. orz]

Why? Why? Why? Why? WHY?

He was supposed to be dead, so why am I seeing him again?

Hojo, go back to the afterlife. I will kill you again if I have to.

ShinRa, this is your doing.

So, Brooke and I decided this would be kind of cool, I guess. Meet new people, talk, should be fun. Although I admit, I was a little sketchy about the whole "meeting people on the internet" thing after last time. But once again, B. Davis managed to talk me into something crazy.

She's still kind of busy, hopefully she gets on here soon. Without bringing pictures of me in the shower.

Anyhow, let's get this party crackin' people. The names Peyton Sawyer.

So Debitt and I are home now. That car ride was forever long but so worth it. And we got a pretty good amount of money from the gambling I'd say. Help to pay off thos-

gdl/ahdj
\]

( Not Cut ICly )

Attention members of Dramadramaduck:

The newcomer, Sasori (bloodypuppets), is a member of an organization called Akatsuki in my world. It's made up of S-rank missing-nin, meaning he is highly dangerous. He was reported to have died after abducting the current Kazekage. They are identifiable by the black coats with red clouds that they wear. These shinobi are not to be taken lightly or underestimated.

Do not, I repeat, do NOT visit him or offer him any help. Sasori, besides being a master of puppets, makes his own puppets out of those he kills, has an extensive knowedge of poisons that rivals my own, and may try to pass himself off as a just some regular shinobi.

Ms Morrible said that all the students have to keep a journal diary so I will give it a try. Not that I care about what that closed minded headmistress said but this will help Nessarose to know about my hell life here before she’s get old enough to come to Shiz University.

The dear old Shiz, so many things can be said about this place. But I’m not a talking woman. Writing. Whatever.

The University looks like a jumble of many different types of architecture but with cafes, trees, gardens and ivy-covered walls. Nessarose will love it though.

there's so much students...noisy, prissy students

I know they’re amazed about my fantastic looks at all but they don’t have to be that nice to me, they going to made me blush *ejem*


I like doctor Dillamond. Doctor Dillamond, the professor who teach history class is *quite* interesting and the only Animal teaching here at Shiz. Seem so unfair.

Say that I like him doesn’t fit me at all, isn’t it?

Oh I have a roommate too.

She’s……..………………………….blonde.



((OCC: I’m form Spain so I don’t watched the musical wicked, but I read the book and I have the songs. As much as I know Elphaba, Dellamond, Nesarrose, Fiyero and the plot itself from the bookverse are a bit different than the musicalverse, I will try to make a mix of the two versions, sorry if it’s all a bit confusing. First days of Elphaba at Shiz, remember that she’s just 17 here.))