FRIENDS,  I  FEAR  THAT  ISSHIN  PAPA  MUST  TAKE  HIS  LEAVE  FOR  SOME  TIME.  IT  SEEMS  THAT ONE  OF  MY  BABIES  HAS  GOTTEN  HIMSELF  INTO  TROUBLE.

 

I  WILL  BE  BACK  SOON!                                 

EDIT: E-CHAN, DEAREST SISTER FROM ANOTHER FAMILY, DO YOU MIND BABYSITTING MY TWO LITTLE GIRLS?

Since it seems Ty Lee's mad dash for a "ferret ninja" has become a bit...to much for me, I've got to do something...

Who wants a free ferret? Roughly a baby, male, sickeningly cute and...is named Reggie. Yeah. Reggie.

...who's that one woman, the twit with the red hair? Akways talking about "true love"? Yeah..you. Want a cute little animal to take over the world with?

The history of human warfare is quite intriguing. You have not banded into one, but many separate factions... and even then, you have multiple degrees of separation and diversification of loyalties.

Perhaps the lot of you are not as different from Decepticons as I have previously believed.

 ...First it was Bella. Alice was sure to follow. Emmett tagged along. And Rosalie came soon after. Why do I feel like this is some game of 'Follow the leader'? Although I don’t know how to feel about Bella being the leader.

I am curious however, how one internet site managed to attracted so many people and vampires alike. [unhackable]

It seems I’ve forgotten to introduce myself, I’m sorry. I am Jasper Whitlock, or Hale depending on what the others have told you. 

[[OOC: Going to bed~ Replying to tags tomorrow~]]

How is everyone feeling today?

To the members of this community,

As this community appears to be rather large, I have joined for the purpose of exercising its communication function. I have been told that this has the means of carrying out messages faster than a messenger hawk.

I would like to acquire information on anyone who might be acquainted with Tsunade, the Lady Hokage of Konoha from the Land of Fire, or the shinobi from that village. In particular, I am most familiar with Naruto Uzumaki and Rock Lee.

My name is Gaara of the Desert, and I am from Suna, the Village Hidden in the Sand. Konoha is our ally. Should any of you know even one of the people I have mentioned, I would appreciate notification as soon as possible.

Signed,
Gaara of the Desert

Is this real? I mean, is this just a program, or are there actually people talking here? I didn't know computers could be connected like this.

Well, hi. I'm Johnny. I'm 16 years old, and I'm a private detective and photographer. I'm having trouble getting any big cases for my detective agency, though. Does anyone on here know much about advertising? My partner's probably getting bored of small fry.

...and how do I quit this dramadramaduck program? It started up by itself and it won't let me quit. I hope I didn't break the computer already. Lenny won't be happy at all.

 Bridge tournaments are so boring. Why did Lark send us away? There's nothing here, we'd be better off at home. Beating amateurs at cards isn't fun. He at least could have sent us to Vegas. Cutter's snoring too, so no use bugging him. I was hoping this internet thing would be more entertaining. ...where did this laptop come from anyway? Cutter doesn't own one. And it doesn't smell like him. Or Lark. 

Right, well, I'm Blue. As in called, not feeling.

WHEREISTHEUNHOLYONE?

GIVEHIMTOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

IKNOWHE'SHERE!

{ooc: Demanding little snot, ain't he?}

I've decided to give this place a chance, after realizing just how many of my comrades are here. This should give me a chance to get to know the internet a little more, too ...


... speaking of my comrades, do any of you know why Luke has locked himself in his room? I've tried to find out myself, but he won't let anyone in.