It's been a while since I heard Sasuke-kun or Kabuto talk about this place. Though if you don't mind, I'd like to have him back now, even if you're not done playing with him. He'll be free to come back another time.

It seems that a number of my other, ah, associates are wandering around here since they abandoned their stations to join Sasuke-kun on his quaint vengeance plot against his older brother. If you all honestly thought I was dead, every last one of you needs to be reminded that death is nothing. I am immortal.

http://maraich.deviantart.com/art/Maraich-pregnant-79624820

Minutes upon logging on to this little community this morning, he stumbled across THAT aformentioned gem. Needless to say, his monitor screen was going to need a bit of cleaning.



 

May I just say something?

Why do all of you think just because I asked a question out of my own curiosity, I'm going to use it against you? How COULD I? In case you missed the memo, I'm not exactly how I used to be anymore!

*sniffle, stifled sob*

Uuu...

I'm just trying to figure things out... I'm still so confused...

[OOC: Yep, GLaDOS has made a voice post. Her voice is very cute now, so in case you haven't heard it before... Also, yes, she has been crying. XD]

How do you guys know that you have a crush? I mean, he's not a big crush it's not like it's Dante or anything asudfo;adssdfnotthatIeverhadone; I mean, if you sigh when you think about him or giggle .... but get really, really mad when he like, insults your species, is that a sign?

Ah, so this is where everyone’s been spending their free time? I'm surprised; I wouldn’t have thought you all were into things like this. Especially you, Tieria. Just remember not to spend too much time online, mm? We do have things to do, after all.

It's been a while since I’ve been on a bulletin board system like this! Since university, I think (oh, that makes me sound so old). As for my name, just Sumeragi will do. I work as a tactician for a small group, but other than that, I’m afraid I’m a rather boring person! Still, I think it will be interesting to see exactly what my crewmates have been up to here. Let me know if they get up to anything naughty, all right?

Is that right? Like I said, it's been a while--and this community seems very old-fashioned. Going for the quaint feel, hm?

So, drama drama duck. Does anyone know anything that might bring someone back from the dead? But without the terrible rotting and zombie like side effects I wonder if she craves brains..

See, Benny had a bit of an accident with some sand dragons. You should've seen how her arms twisted back and the intestines were everywhere.

So I brought her back, but..she's kind of doing a rot thing, like me, only Beefy Krunch seems kind of upset.

Bring her back, anyone? I'd owe ya' one. I have a bag of skulls?

It seems the princess of beasts, the savage queen of savage spirits, the ruler of the beasts that scurry on their bellies, Mononoke herself has come down from her mountain to pay us a visit.

For those who do not know, I am that "damn Eboshi woman" as she quaintly put it. I am the mistress of Irontown, a place that she has deigned a menace. No doubt Moro poisoned her mind as well as stole her soul, it's a humble iron mill and we do wish to expand but we're only killing the beasts since they attack us first.

Posioning the land, we are not. In fact the only reason I "attacked" Mononoke, excuse me, San's "mother" Moro was that she attacked a caravan of supplies. We were heading home one night and the wolves attacked. Moro herself made many widows before turning to attack me with frightning speed. I had to shoot or have my throat ripped out and my people leaderless.

While I suppose her views of me may be correct in the eyes of a wolf or a boar, San is a feral wolf girl. She does not know what goes on behind the walls of Irontown, my reasoning behind what I do. There are many more worse things I could be than just an owner of a mill.

Once the forest spirit is dead, San, what will you do? Die with your beasts or finally realize that you're just a human like the rest of us?

Hm...

( ((NOT cut ICly)) )

So this is what kids are watching nowadays? Scandalous.

[locked, but hackable]

Huh, what’s this? A community…? I wonder if it’s from the Oberon Corporation… Oh well, no harm, no foul. After all, it shouldn’t be anything in comparison to the… incident, we had before. It’s in the past, nothing to think about…

Speaking of the past… I’m running out of that money that Stahn left me… He won’t be too happy…

[/locked] 

Hey!

Any of you know how to handle a sword? Staff? Bow and Arrow? I sort of need a little assistance to collect some lens to exchange, but it’s for a good cause, I swear~ Or, if you could be so kind and be willing to donate the gald directly, that’d be even better!

Oh, and I’m Rutee, nice to meet you all.

So it seems that although Hollander and that...Genesis of his were after my work, I come across this pitiful little site on his computer screen. No matter. Even with his failure of a "son," Hollander's intellect was nothing when compared to my own. Too bad about Professor Gast, however. It's a shame what happened to him. Him and that Cetra girl. So much valuable information lost...

Ah...so there are notes on my work here! Hollander thought he could try and steal my work? Hmph. Sample HO5012 is a mere child compared to the other...experiments on my table. SOLDIER still provides me with the best subjects around, though Turks are very resilient as well. Especially that one...what was his name...Valentine? He was quite the superb specimen.

Now to check on my latest one...DC9013. Its growth has been absolutely spectacular as of late.