[There's a click and a the sound of something brushing against the microphone. Then... meowing. "Say that you're posting on behalf of me - this is easier than spending an hour tapping something out with my nose - and that it's directed towards the Doctor." But as those words only happen inside River's head, it just sounds like meows.]

[A girl's voice starts up directed to the mic.] Speaking for the Saxon voice that can't speak. Easier than talking with whiskered nose and inaccurate tap-tap-taps, and for the Doctor. Blue box resident, not Simon.

( [Not cut OOC, and never let River translate for you] )

...If he doesn't come because of claws, isn't my fault.

[Another little meow and a click]

[ooc: SO, Master is a kitty and is having River talk for him. All of his dialog is actually just meows and pauses that you won't know or hear, but we figured it'd be funnier to see what he was trying to say and how badly River mucked it up. :3 Replies can be from River or Master or River translating for Master. Depends on who you are.]

I realized today that the first time I logged on to this delightful place was one year past. It hardly seems like that, so much has happened in the interim, both in my own world and on others. So much has happened, to all of us.

Though I don't often, I think tonight I'll raise a toast to interesting adventures and absent friends. Anyone care to join me?

Bertie, dear, were you able to return home successfully?

((Philo means in the comfort of your own worlds, but feel free to misinterpret. |D;;))

Although it appears Akasuna no Sasori is gone, the threat of Akatsuki still casts its shadow over this community.

I feel it's necessary to warn the community of the threat posed by two new members, both S-rank missing-nin formerly of Konoha. These two are Orochimaru and Uchiha Itachi.

Itachi is a current member of the criminal organization, Akatsuki and is known for killing off all but one member of his clan seven years ago. He is highly skilled with the Sharingan (the Uchiha clan's bloodline limit), genjutsu, or illusionary techiniques, and fire-based ninjutsu.

Orochimaru experiments on humans, and left Konoha after one of his secret labs were discovered 17 years ago. Since then he joined and left Akatsuki, founded the Hidden Sound (where he's no doubt continued his experimentations) and killed my predecessor and our former sensei, the Third Hokage, among a number of other crimes that probably haven't even been documented. He specializes in snake summons, and should not be taken lightly as his skill is around the same level as mine and Jiraiya's.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask them.

Since the guys and I haven't been able to settle this...

Is fire, electricity, wind, or ice the best element? Personally, my bet's on wind but that's just me.

I love you all, really I do, but dear god if that was not the most amusing thing I've ever seen, I don't know what is. No, replacing Vicodin with laxatives is not as funny as you think, neither playing puppet mistress. Either way, that provided me with the most amusement in a while.

Though, seriously? The last post I made? It wasn't me. It was asdfs----my darling employee Greg ~~~~ what do you add a heart at the end of these ♥ ~ ? -- you know how to do that? Anyway (House, get off from behind me, no not there, now it's too tight), yeah, that was him and not me. Thanks, Wilson, for not enabling this behavior.

Weeeeeeeeeeeee! 

The virus is over! 

My lucky cuff is still there, same as before, but the chain is gone now. It's so nice to have my favorite hand back again! Though if you really want to, Gippal, we could do it again sometime ;3

Now I'm itching to get out of this dusty ol' temple and see some action! Hey, Grimlock! You still open for bashing some Dumb'con brains?

How fascinating. Not only was today was Eva's 18th birthday, it would seem that I have been a part of this community for one year according to the little calender in my journal. It has been a pleasure to meet a number of interesting people from the many different worlds represented here, despite becoming busy with my duties at times.

For those I do not know yet, I am Aikka, king of Nourasia.

Cloud, I have a message for you.

( I need you to come here.. )

Don't hesitate ♥

I was told by a penguin that someone named, 'Rutee' needs a ride now...

Mind telling I where you live and I get you where you need to go.


Oh, did I fail to say my services are back?

Since our dear Apollo isn't well still.

Services are still free. Just let I know where you are and bundle up.

However, I may be requiring some questioning with certain people due to recent events now [Not Hackable]

I have a question for anyone with the ability to world hop. I would have posted this on my main journal (in fact, I've posted something similar, once) but I feel I'd have a greater audience this way.

Are there in existence any items which can grant that ability? Or ways to be given that power? See, I...run a delivery company, and I feel it would be great for my bottom line if I had a wider run. If it were possible to run cross-world deliveries, I would much rather be able to do it under my own power rather than have to rely on a world hopper.

So, that's my proposal. Does anyone have any reasonable solution?




((OOC: Yep, this is aaallll so Giro Express can stay in the black, and not to check on the status of other worlds to make sure what's happening in his (read: hints at plot of the first Megaman ZX) isn't spreading. Not in the least.))