A hah hah hah hah~ Community~! What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten~?

[Private to Blimp Peoples/Hackable]
Because mine has got to be those people you kept as meals! They barely had any fonons at all~ mou~

So, what you all think now?

^{((*points to hair in icon*))}

I ... need to get away from my world for a while. I feel like everything is crashing down all around me and I need to take a breather before I suffocate. I don't really care where I go, just as long as its away from here (and not some place dangerous).

Anyone mind having a young, financially broke college student for a week or two? I've never actually left my own world before, so I have no idea how this works ... And I need to make sure that I can return before the ninth of May (final exams, can't skip out on those).

((OOC: An RL with whoever Peter chooses to stay with would be most welcome~))

nnnggghhhhh Bri-brigdget. Bridegregh, beitget. BRIDGET. there fienally i acan't quite see the ckeybeoward what did we dreaink.

Larsa. larsa t-try hetes ribbos on

whyat reibbons - i arleday have a flowrer and lace boots --

red red red you needs soem red, right Roger?

... roget you're so dfunny

nngh, that judege put funny stuff in the eat

[laughing so hard] - Rogetrr jjst said - he said a that - seneator brutsu is a soggy spondege

... whichs seneator is that ?

theo dl one.

oh.

i-is this thuign on?

All of you have no taste. It's my duty as a General to help humanity, so I will- for free this time too. Whom so ever posted that secret about the annoying little punk, Haruhi, you are missing the few key points:

She has no chest

She is not cute

She's annoying

She's too damn nosy

Her personality makes me never want to procreate

Whoever Roxas is, he is not a moron- he knows what type of sister not to seduce.

( Cut IC- 'Do not want' )

I have created guidelines for women you do want. And the occasional Earl of Millennium, but he is such a fatso that he gets into everything. Argh, he even ruins shots of beautiful women.

( 'Do Want' )

Now shut up.

...

......One should not assault another in the Sacred Fountain of Zora's Lake.

Go to mountains today. Find friends. All sleep, not wake up. Have cuts and burns all over.

Ayla drag friends home. Still not wake up! What Ayla do?

((Edit:)) Need healer! Help friends here! Worldhop!

Cross is a dumbass.

The only women who will sleep with him are prostitutes, and he has to pay 10x as much money to get any. And he touches little boys.
The only reason he thinks he's so great is because he's drunk when he looks in the mirror. Those beer goggles do wonders.
He's an angry little man with an angry little inch.

( And in case you didn't believe me before, he touches little boys. )

Also, I heard he was the first person to catch an STD from having sex with himself.

( This is a real photograph of the only type of women that would sleep with Cross. )

News Update: Cross also touches corpses. This is probably because no one alive would have him.

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[DO NOT LET YOUR OOC KNOWLEDGE OF WHO DID WHAT AFFECT YOUR IC KNOWLEDGE OF WHO DID WHAT. I haven't seen it happen yet, just a reminder. ♥]