Like Belphegor, I'm bored. I'm not going to ask you people to entertain me or anything unlike him. But, if you want to talk about anything- anything at all I'll listen. It can be random things. It can be serious things. It can be funny things. It can be anything.
 Got a Boss that kicks you in the face for no reason other then your face annoys him? I can relate! All your teammates out to get you one way or another? We can share our stories. Live in a rich mansion of a crazy familgia? Tell me your familgia's name, we just HAVE to make an alliance. Do you call an agency of some sort to report the weird happenings that your insufferable moron friends cause you but end up getting laughed at and given a hot line number to call for the insane asylum. Wow, that happens to other people? Seriously? And here I thought it was just Belphegor and Lussuria rewiring the phone line on that number for my cellphone...


To all my crazyfuckingteammates Varia teammates; Wow. We're all bored and it's Friday the flippin' thirteenth. That does not mean we're abusing me, VOOOUUUII you here!? I'd suggest we all go out for vacation but you're all cruel and with my luck would leave me at the main mansion. In a closet. <3 


[[ooc; Last strike you can read most likely, Squalo has terrible luck anyways.]]

THE PRINCE IS BORED~~

Ushishishi! Entertain me~!

Apparently, he continues to exist in the futuristic Hyrule that the Link on this community also harkens from, for he speaks of a Zant and a Twilight Realm, neither of which I recognise.

However, this means that the seal we set upon him when the Sages were united in my time has weakened significantly. To the point that I fear he may be able to break free and unleash havoc across the worlds if he manages to figure out the process of worldhopping.

...I pray he doesn't.

Please, be on guard, everyone. Do not take him lightly, as he wields the Triforce of Power within him, and is one of the most powerful dark sorcerers in Hyrulean history. He claims to still be the Gerudo King, though his title was revoked years ago...no matter what he tells you, I am the ruler of the Gerudos.

Din, Nayru, and Farore...what happened...?

Hey, K'?

You know, the tournament's coming up pretty soon here . . . we're gonna need a third person for our team! You think we should look here to see if someone's interested?

Okay, I think I finally have this thing fixed. At least enough to post something Can anyone direct me to one of those immunity things? Ah... Anti-virus software?


I think my computer caught some bug. Or Worm. Or Trojan. Which is a little ironic, but nevertheless, the poor thing needlkagnoi3rgnsdlkmg'zx,z x ]4o]4 igla'sxcm
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Heh.. Sorry. Cat attack.

I. I couldn't do it. The upload failed. There was an...unexpected difficulty. The program is destroyed, along with the back-ups. I...hn.

You. You know who you are. If you've damaged...if you've touched...if you've done anything to that, then I will destroy you. I...I promise.