Tender shepherd
Tender shepherd
Let me help you count your sheep
One in the meadow
Two in the garden
Three in the nursery
Fast asleep

Tender shepherd
Tender Shepherd
Watches over all his sheep
One say your prayers
And two close your eyes
And three safe and happily
Fall asleep

The most wonderful thing has happened! I met a boy, named Peter Pan and I'll be going to Neverland with him and his fairy, Tinkerbell! Isn't that lovely?

Yunalesca... she's gone.

Pyreflies. I think that's what they're called. She looked so pretty as she just... dissipated. She vanished. She went away and I don't think she's coming back. She was the first person who ever loved me for who I am, and the mother of my children. I... loved her.

I... I just want to say... thank you to everyone who helped out, and who tried to make me feel better. The children are with me now; they're both safe and well, but it'll take a while for them to get used to me again.

Maybe one day... maybe I'll see her again.

I'll never forget you, Yunalesca.

I ADMIT THAT IN THE PAST I'VE BEEN A NASTY
THEY WEREN'T KIDDING WHEN THEY CALLED ME
WELL, A WITCH!

BUT YOU'LL FIND THAT NOWADAYS
I'VE MENDED ALL MY WAYS
REPENTED, SEEN THE LIGHT
AND MADE A SWITCH

AND I FORTUNATELY KNOW A LITTLE MAGIC
IT'S A TALENT THAT I ALWAYS HAVE POSSESSED
AND HERE LATELY, PLEASE DON'T LAUGH
I USE IT ON BEHALF
OF THE MISERABLE, LONELY, AND DEPRESSED-- PATHETIC!

POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS, IN PAIN, IN NEED
THIS ONE LONGING TO BE THINNER
THAT WANT WANTS TO GET THE GIRL
AND DO I HELP THEM?
YES, INDEED!

THOSE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS
SO SAD, SO TRUE
THEY COME FLOCKING TO MY CAULDRON
CRYING SPELLS, URSULA, PLEASE!
AND I HELP THEM, YES I DO

NOW IT'S HAPPENED ONCE OR TWICE
SOMEONE COULDN'T PAY THE PRICE
AND I'M AFRAID I HAD TO RAKE 'EM
'CROSS THE COALS

YES, I'VE HAD THE ODD COMPLAINT
BUT ON THE WHOLE I'VE BEEN A SAINT
TO THOSE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS

EXTERMINATE!

Master! I don't think you realize what you got here! So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities!

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((FORWARD DATED to whenever the rest of the Aladdin cast catches up, but he hasn't sung yet XD A-also, pretend is Kid and Dark in the video :/b))

It has come to the attention of my cabinet, despite my best efforts, that we no longer have a secretary of war. The bum sapped out after talking interior design- he wanted the to take up the tax and I wanted to take up the carpet.

Though he did have a point; you do have to take up the tax up before you take up the carpet.

Consider this a want ad, any offers will be taken into careful consideration, and handle very gently until we find one who'll work for free. Or cheaper.

My country is desperate; if our women are any indication; we'll take anything!

-- signed for ever yours Rufus T. Firefly

PS. anyone seen the peanut guy?

Alright, so, in Cook County Jail, there's murderess row, got it? And I'm the mistress of it. I've got a motto that's always seen me through this job and I'm going to tell you what it is.

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((Pretend that's Eros and Ty Lee in there.))

It would appear that many members of this community have yet again been struck down by some kind of electronically-transmitted virus. If this a common occurrence, surely those in charge here should take preventative measures to ensure that such an epidemic does not happen again?

((Once again Chika is dressed in his 'mad scientist' outfit, sitting in front of his webcam. This time however all stuttering and hesitation is gone; he is clearly lost in his own thoughts as he sings, and the thoughts aren't pretty.))

Any dolt with half a brain
Can see that humankind has gone insane.
To the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo
If I throw poison in the water main.

Listen close to everybody's heart
And hear that breaking sou - nd.
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
And crashing to the ground.

I cannot believe my eyes
How the world's filled with filth and lies!
But it's plain to se - e evil inside of me
Is on the ri - - se.

Zeus and Hera had a kid.  Great.  Just what Olympus needed, a new bouncing baby brat to be pampered and spoiled and generally make a mockery of the whole system.

I wouldn't have bothered going to the damn party, if it wasn't for the fact that any new addition up there is one more possible pain in my ass.

So you know, since I've returned to home-sweet-home, fed my three-headed dog and I'm generally ignoring the incessant wailing of the dead, I think it's time to pay a visit to those lovely ladies, the Fates.

Why am I telling you all this?  Because I know your lives are pathetic and lame, being mortals and all.  So I just wanted to give you an update on how things are going in the Underworld.

Don't forget, soon as you kick the bucket, you'll be headed down here to join the party.

Ciao babes.

[The voice is a little echo-y, and doesn't sound as if the singer is staying in any one place for very long.]

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe~.

Dear me, I think that last part may have been a little flat...

(( video, for reference ))

...you're all singing.

[here is cub!Cloud]

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