Say you... accidentally insulted someone very, very important.


How would you, uhm. Repair that.


No sassback either, I know where you live.

.....I hope they don't remember this year.

[ooc; Someone's birthday is coming! Totally out of things to post on, so... ;;]

Princess Land! Princess Land! I haven't been to an amusement park in so long! I've been so busy with auditions and school and Pretty Cure that I haven't had the time. I'm so glad we're going, though... sometimes, it's good to take a day off.

Oh, um... I think I should talk to the people here more often. I've never been good with making friends... Hiiii community! You guys have amusement parks in your worlds too, right? What are they like?

((First strike was spoken out loud, so it's not there. Second strike is completely hackable))

I ... I heard that there are some doctors on this community. We have a medical emergency. One of my teammates has been sh-shot.

[Jet's voice is obviously shaky, but he sounds as if he's trying desperately to keep it under control]

He's hurt. Badly. A gut wound. We don't have enough medical herbs, and the wound is beyond Clive's experience to deal with. A-and Gallows can't use his healing magic because ... [ voice cracks] he's the one that's been ... hurt.

Please, we need some assistance right away. We're afraid to move him too far. God, there's so much blood! H-he could die.

[So softly, it's hard to hear] This is all my fault.

[the face of a young woman suddenly blurs into focus, slightly distorted as though she's surrounded by steam]

...Oh, not again! Argh, I swear this is the last time I try to make dinner. I just hope nothing crawls out of it this time...

[gets a little closer, somewhat curious]

Hmm... That's funny. Nothing in the recipe called for duck...

[slightly louder] Hello? Is anyone there...? [waits a moment, then rolls her eyes] Listen to me, talking to a pot of soup... [sigh] Guess I'd better throw it out before anyone tries to eat it. I wonder if they'd go for take out...

Have you ever gotten sick of food poisoning from a feast?

It's getting on towards flu season, so everyone please be extra careful! Make sure you wash your hands a lot but don't forget lotion, dry skin is a bother and eat as healthy as you can! It would be a shame to have the holiday season ruined by the sniffles, wouldn't it? And sitting under a kotatsu is an excellent way to keep warm, I highly recommend it.

( Cut for length, 1st half )

[Video cuts off.]

[Video cuts back on. The room is covered in blood.]

... I hear the woodpecker song. Then the mother goose system is back online? What's the rest of the song? [Shiro begins to approach the red suit, passing the bodiless head of the old man.]

Hyuu... rest? There's... no way... [She takes the outfit from the rack.] That there... could be... anymore [Puts the cloak and gloves on.] Because, Shiro... you're... [Takes the helmet and puts it on over her face.] You're the Retched Egg... ?


... [Smiles.] Ksha.


[[ooc: This'll probably be the only time for a long time that you get to meet evil Shiro. Though she won't tell you much. She'd much rather play. Oh... and when she's normal again, she won't remember any of this.]]

I hope you will excuse me for asking this, but what is "Christmas"? Does it have something to do with the Christians? I know they have long since been expelled from our shores, but I am curious.