Ah, sorry I haven't been posting much! The Scrivener's Guild kidnapped my machine, put it on a treadmill and connected it up to their typewriters, with me still inside. Well, I DO owe them fifty thousand gold for all those leatherbound copies of our Record Books I ordered... I thought we'd make a fortune selling signed copies of the tales of our heroic adventures in Destonia. Why in Bulzome's name are there Goblins in Remotest anyway? Apart from me.

I don't like Remotest, its too cold. The Grand Cathedral has beautiful architecture but its too religious for my tastes. The priests are too stuck in their ways, they won't listen to any of my wonderful ideas to bring Remotest up-to-date. They won't even let me improve the church organ.

Furthermore, the entirety of the three battallions are camped out in the Cathedral. There's word of a final, decisive battle. I don't like the sound of that. Only heroes survive decisive battles of good vs. evil, and I'm not a hero, I'm an entrepeneur. I'm too young and handsome to die...

What is this 'christmas' thing I've heard so much about? I've heard that you give people gifts, and there's a fat jolly elf (I don't believe that last part! Elves are tall scary mages, not short fat jolly burglars.). Is that it? What's all the fuss about?

I can't say I still understand the whole ... holiday thing that all you ducks are talkin' about. Presents and cold weather? Neither sound very fun (if you saw all the things you could get for 'gifts' around this place; you'd understand that.) and if that's what it's comin down to, then I'm kinda glad I don't have the slightest of clues.

M'glad it don't get cold here, make that one more thing I don't gotta try n'tolerate. The thought of packin on more clothes ain't all that appealin; either.

People is dying and chaos is all around the worlds just because someone stole a dog????

One would think that gods are less childish, and one would also think that thieves are less stupid than to make a god angry...

Jing-Kun, give him Cerberus back.

Hades-san, stop that nonsense, you're degrading yourself.

(ooc:I need some sleep, tagging tomorrow morning my dears<3)

Well, it seems someone else has manged to steal from the gods. How interesting, and a bold statement. However, it seems you want them back.

I can do it. I'll steal them back.

I'll even do it for free; I'm feeling festive. Tis the season, after all.

((Yes, breaking hiatus, shut up. Certain people MAY know it's Carmen. *coughKidcough* And yes, she has stolen from a God. Because I say so. Feel free to be like, 'so you're the one who took my *insert object that went missing long ago here*'))

The people in the infirmary...the magic isn't working anymore. I have a squad of people who can't be revived. My plans....and sadly Almaz is in there two which halts my oberservations. DAMN! Hades stop this stupid childish tantrum!

((OOC: I had to...))

*sounds of heavy breathing, grunts, and a series of thuds like someone punching a punching bag*

None of this makes any fucking sense!

*THUD*

Ryoji's a shadow? The Appraiser? What the fuck is the Appraiser?

And what kind of name is the Maternal Being, anyway?

I'm going to beat the crap out of him when he wakes up!

*THUD* How dare he *THUD* apologize like that *THUD* like he actually cares?

*THUD THUD THUD*

ARGH! WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Okay so I've been busy with work, trying to save up for Christmas, so I haven't really had time to check this place out, but does someone mind explaining why there's a blizzard in California?

>((Because Suze hasn't talked in a while~))

Sorata-san...

Sorata-san is hurt. He...the doctors said it was a miracle he survived.

It's my fault. Sorata-san...I don't want him hurt because of me. I don't!


(( Just moving X canon along here, though the timing may make this a little confusing. >.> Strikes were said aloud. ))

I thought I should probably inform you all that Dr. Cuddy collapsed today in her office. She'll be all right, but you might need to find someone else to attend to any sicknesses that might crop up for a little while.

Hey guys. So it's christmas time and suddenly I feel like getting presents to some of you. So, any requests? Mind you, I don't HAVE to buy them. So even if you ask for something, you might not get it. Only cool people deserve gifts.

Well, go ahead and ask for anything. Money isn't exactly a problem right now. Doctors get paid really well. Either that, or he hasn't been paying any bills.





[ooc: O hai dar House's credit card.]

[Thanks to a conversation with Akako, Cross is having a seance with himself ... for .... himself. But, we're going to go ahead and blame Hades. Have a smoky room with Cross laying on a couch with a cigarette and what looks like a lady, but it's Maria in disguise]

Oi, who the hell decided it would be a great idea to disturb the dead? One minute I'm with the lovely ladies of my past and the next minute I'm here. Talking to you all.

Eh, whatever. Someone get me a drink and send it to the spirit world because I sure as hell need one.

...

Listen, if you guys like, want something, you don't have to come take my stuff.

It was just a stupid mask from Africa, it's not like it was precious to me, I would've given it to you.

So... let's say you were asked by someone of a much higher standard than you are (like your boss or something) to date his daughter? Would you do it?

Hiya, guys

Ummmm, what exactly is a 'Secret Santa'?

Alexis suggested we Autobots do it for each other, but then she had to run off to something called an after-school carol concert before she missed it.

[the speech sounds strange, like it's slightly electronically distorted]

I'll make this quick, so that I am not interrupted the way I was previously.

The viruses need to be dealt with. I am sure we are all in agreement in this instance. I have a plan to stop them, but I will need help.

[a long, tired sigh]

Those of you with particular skill in the manipulation of data and cyberwarfare, and with the time and resources to spare, make yourselves known. You will be assisting me in this project - or rather, you will be assisting me in deploying the program to fix all this.

There will be more details as and when you need them.

Thank you for your co-operation.

[[COMMUNICATION END]]