And before anyone thinks I'm trying to be nice, I'm just trying to give this git anything to do if it means he'll leave me alone.
Here me this way why you speak, it asks. That, me forget in another language which has been changed.
そこでは、これはよりよい。 起こっているものがだれでも私に告げることを気にするか。
[translation: There, this is better. Does anyone mind telling me what is going on? ]
The friend of you Babelfish is.
Hey Allen~! I just got Boss to agree to let me go over! Well, as close asI can get since he's refusing to talk for some reason. When he did he just said something weird and got mad! It is SUCH a weird day for him I guess!
Actually he TOTALLY sounded like the rest of you guys! Why are you all talking like that? Did I miss something? Cause if this was all planned out and Squally didn't tell me I'll be SO angry. It is just like that guy not to tell me anything fun! He is just the rudest person ever. He didn't even come home for his BIRTHDAY of all things! Can you believe that!
Boss would NOT come out of his room all day. He was sulking so bad~, it was the must adorable thing the world~.
Oh mymymy. I got off subject! Anyway, could I get a worldhop over to Allen Walker's world? Anyone else who was going to go play poker with him can so come too! Like a carpool!
But really. Why in the world are you all talking like that?
.....
Κάπως δεν πιστεύω ότι είπα ότι σωστά…
[Translation: Somehow, I don't believe I said that correctly....]
Alright ducks, here's your hypothetical situation of the month.
There's someone you don't get along with. Perhaps you try to ignore them and their headache inducing antics, perhaps you find them amusing and egg them on every chance you get. But whatever problems you have with each other, it's solely between the two of you. They remind you time and time again of this fact, and warn you to not drag someone else into the fight. You're more than happy to comply.
Then one day, you find out that they actually did just that. They go and attack a whole group of innocent bystanders--people you care about, strangers you barely know, could be anyone--just because they know it'll get a reaction out of you.
How do you deal with it? Would you go after them directly? Would you take the same route they did, and go after someone close to them? Or would you find some other way to let them know just how unhappy you are with their games?


I thought this might be a glitch at first, you know how unreliably reliable computers are…There’s probably one or two of our number who wouldn’t mind at all if this was some kind of…technical gremlin. But damn, you know I’d hate to disappoint anyone. The circumstances do seem a little portent though…and befitting.
I guess the obligatory introduction is in order as well, I’m Zephyrus. If you already know who I am I’ll either be extremely flattered or incensed, it depends. If you don’t know me, well, that gives me something to work on then.
[Yeah, so I finally managed to glean enough me time to get this out, sorry it's kind of...erm... late, but here it is—Zephyrus. Also, just as a note for anyone who knew him NPCly wise, Zephyrus undergoing some construction so it might be slow going. I just wanted to get him out there.]

Ah, but at least there does seem to be a way around this one! I wish that the other more serious viruses had a way around them... think how much simpler things would become. Perhaps we should simply keep looking.
(((translation: I am curious as to why people are suddenly speaking so strangely. Admittedly, I am quite amused as well.)))

(((translation: Oh dear. Is this one of those viruses people have spoken of? I must say it's somewhat...frustrating that I can't communicate with Souichirou as efficiently as I used to...)))

I've been discussion to a slow of mind ass whole day!
[translation:What the fuck is going on!?
I've been talking like a dumb ass all day!]
....
It was swallow-Of-gook complete. Which virus is this?
AUGH.
(((OOC: I almost choked. Gobble-de-gook became swallow-of-gook. Win.)))
[translation:You know this was really kind of funny until it hit me.
Didn't even realize it 'til I started talking after laughing at half you morons.
Damnit this is the most irritating thing ever! How am I supposed to converse with Ichimaru-sama like this!]
[translation: I don't know why people are complaining about. This is kinda funny!]

Something informs the fact that the Jade enjoys this greatly to me.
[ooc: 'Okay, this is seriously starting to get annoying. Every time I try to work on school it comes out backwards or without making sense at all. Even I don't know what the hell I'm saying!
Something tells me Jade would get a kick out of this.'